Clearly, the only possible answer to this question is the Golden Goddess. I suppose some of you of limited intellect and moral character will want some sort of quaint "proof" of my argument on Lena D's inevitable triumph but that is more a reflection of your own insecurities and weaknesses than hers. Or mine.
I fearlessly predict a stroke-for-stroke rematch of the Tokyo final, with Lena D. again pounding the loathsome Hingis into a puddle of malodorous goo.
Never mind that my repeated promises of crushing victories by Lena D. have never been fulfilled in the past. Never mind that she is a headcase who DF's more often than I've written overly fulsome praise of her sublime greatness. And forget the fact that I am irrationally biased. Just take my word for it. In fact, don't even bother to play the tournament. Just give Lena D. the trophy so we can all relax and focus on the World Cup (which Russia would have qualified for if they'd only thought to have Lena D. on their team, never mind that she's a tennis player, and a woman, and from all reports a dreadful football player).
And hey, if you don't believe me when I say Lena D. is the best, then just ask Mommy Vera.