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instead of tennis, what do you think it would be?

I think:<br />Jennifer Capriati would play Field Hockey.<br />Lindsay Davenport would play Volleyball.<br />Justine Henin would be a Figure Skater.<br />Kim Clijsters would play football (soccer)<br />Serena Williams would play football.(Aussie rules)<br />Venus Williams would play Basketball.<br />Martina Hingis would play polo.<br />Anna Kournikova would be a gymnast.

And your choices are...? <img src="smile.gif" border="0">
 

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I'm thinking Serena and Jen are more the rugby type, Juju as a speed skater.

Amelie...downhill skiing? <font size=1>indoor baseball? </font>
 

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do girls play aussie rules?
 

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I was thinking of Am&#233lie as a free-style wrestler...I wonder why...

Why not let females play Aussie Rules football? There's not many sports women can't play these days? <img src="smile.gif" border="0">

[ December 21, 2001: Message edited by: tia clara ]</p>
 

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well my sister said they shouldnt play golf because this happened

A WOMAN GOLFER

<br />A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the arm by a bee.

She rushes back to the clubhouse, hoping to find a doctor. She asks, "Is anyone here a doctor?."

One guy, who was pretty drunk, stands up and says, "I'm a doctor, what can I help you with?"

"I've been stung by a bee."

"Oh really, where?"

"Between the first and second hole"

"Well, first of all, your stance is too wide..."

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Aussie Rules is too rough! <img src="eek.gif" border="0">
 
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Infact on my website ages ago (now deleted), we did a womens tennis XI during Wimbledon... I can remember Mauresmo was the "target woman", alongside Coetzer who was the nippy striker, Capriati and Kournikova were wing-backs, Venus Williams, Lindsay Davenport and Monica Seles were centre backs, the midfield was Aranxta and Serena, and Hingis was the playmaking attacking midfielder. I think Dokic was in goal for no apparent reason.
 

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Lindsay would be a great GOLFER for her accuracy.

Venus would be on WNBA, she looks like one of them.

Martina would be an equestrienne.

Anna K would be a Playboy center fold( is that a sport?)
 

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Re: Playboy centerfolds<br />It's only a sport if you have to sprint away from Hugh Hefner. <img src="smile.gif" border="0">

or the photographers.
 

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I think Amanda Coetzer would make a great middle distance runner <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <br />I like that tennis XI, they would definitely be a very effective team <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

[ December 22, 2001: Message edited by: tennisaddict ]</p>
 

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Lindsay would play Basketball becasue she is tall and lanky imho. she looks like one of them too. <img src="smile.gif" border="0"> <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

Venus without question would be a track star. <img src="smile.gif" border="0"> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Serena a high jumper

Amelie, a speed skater

Jelena Dokic a gymnast, balance beam.

Lina Krannourskay a Rhythmic gymnast, preferbaly the ribbon.

Anna Kornikova a gymnast preferably the high bar or mat.

Hingis an equestrian

Jennifer a linebacker, yes gals can play football too. Jen has that agressive looking stance and attitiude.

Monica a golfer with her great angles.

Justine, ice skater

Lisa and Renee would make a fab ice-dancing team. They would kick much ass on the ice.

Tammy Tanasugarn a filed goal kicker or skier
 

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I heard Monica was a great figure skater when she was young, like in her mid-teens. She certainly had the body then... but now maybe a golfer or something.

- Justine would still make a great figure skater.

- Martina would make a great equestrienne like so many said.

- Venus as a track star like Marie-Jose Perec (she's got the body)

- Serena as an athlete, maybe like heptathlete (all round) like Jackie Joyner-Kersee

- Lindsay can be in volleyball

- Kim clijsters soccer
 
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