We must get Amelie to teach PE/Gym/Phys Ed. You know what they say about female Gym teachers... They're intimidating. <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> hehe. Otherwise Martina Hingis since she's good at a lot of sports.
Serena Williams would teach Geometry. She was proud of getting an A for it.
Amy Frazier would teach Math. She's said that she wants to be a Math teacher.
Lindsay Davenport would be Principal, since she's probably one of the more senior players to have a high school diploma.
Vice-Principal would be Madame Professor herself, Nathalie Tauziat. Mess up and she would write you in her little, black book.
Languages: Arantxa Sanchez Vicario. She speaks English, Spanish, French, German, and Italian. She could probably teach all the classes. She is renowned for her fitness and stamina after all.
Geography: Karin Kschwendt. She has played for more countries than any other player I know. At last count: Austria, Luxembourg, Germany.
Home Economics: Dominique Van Roost. She likes to cook? <img src="rolleyes.gif" border="0"> She really does like to cook, but can she sew?
Politics: Maggie Maleeva. She helped her mother rally against communism in Bulgaria. I can't imagine a more passionate Politics teacher.
Kindergarten: Anna Kournikova. She has to give back in some way. Once the Lolita, now their teacher. <img src="redface.gif" border="0"> <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> She also doubles as the deportment instructor.
English: Amanda Coetzer. She's an avid book reader, I hear. And heck, she can speak it, can't she? hehe.