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She bound to be the oldest cos they will never finish this event before Mars comes to its closest point to Earth in 60000 yrs time
 

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Kim will win the title on mars because they will move there

Kim for history :yippee:
 

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disposablehero said:
Will she be the oldest player ever to win her first Slam?

Also, do you think it would be too risky for her to try and have some kids between rounds?
Nope, Novotna was older at Wimby.
 

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Kim will have babies before this event is finished. Think about what she and Lleyton must be doing during the rain delays.
 

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1jackson2001 said:
Kim will have babies before this event is finished. Think about what she and Lleyton must be doing during the rain delays.
You know how they always say you shouldn't have sex before a match...Kim might be the first nun to win the Open.
 

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disposablehero said:
Will she be the oldest player ever to win her first Slam?

Also, do you think it would be too risky for her to try and have some kids between rounds?
Same age as Venus Williams (Kim 3 months older)
Justine Henin-Hardenne (BEL) older
Jennifer Capriati (USA) older
Lindsay Davenport (USA) older
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http://www.tenniscorner.net/rankings/
 

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Beggin' Beguine said:
You know how they always say you shouldn't have sex before a match...Kim might be the first nun to win the Open.
You are wrong - sex before a match is GOOD for women, BAD for men. Apparently it improves sport performance in women and makes it worse in men. Another demonstration of the bloody huge gap between the sexes!

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fifiricci said:
You are wrong - sex before a match is GOOD for women, BAD for men. Apparently it improves sport performance in women and makes it worse in men. Another demonstration of the bloody huge gap between the sexes!

:devil:

That explains Kim's good results and Lleytons bad ones last months :devil: :lol:
 

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fifiricci said:
You are wrong - sex before a match is GOOD for women, BAD for men. Apparently it improves sport performance in women and makes it worse in men. Another demonstration of the bloody huge gap between the sexes!

:devil:
Poor Lleyton, he'll either have to withdraw or become a monk while seeing Kim getting some from other men ;)
 

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TheBoiledEgg said:
She bound to be the oldest cos they will never finish this event before Mars comes to its closest point to Earth in 60000 yrs time
LOL!!!!!
 

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Knizzle said:
He wasn't serious, I thought that was obvious.


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Fuckety fuck, its pissing down again now. No doubt Kim and Lleyton are shagging away in a corner of the locker room (but they call it "yahtzee")! :lick:
 

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fifiricci said:
Fuckety fuck, its pissing down again now. No doubt Kim and Lleyton are shagging away in a corner of the locker room (but they call it "yahtzee")! :lick:
LMAO!

According to the USOpen website she's doing it with quarters.
 

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Beggin' Beguine said:
LMAO!

According to the USOpen website she's doing it with quarters.
Yeah, I heard she was a cheap date :devil:

Go Kim!!!
 

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disposablehero said:
Will she be the oldest player ever to win her first Slam?

Also, do you think it would be too risky for her to try and have some kids between rounds?
LMAO.
 

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By the time Kimmie and Amelie come back on they'll be playing in the seniors tournament :p
 
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