I'd boycott ESPN, CBS and even the USA network if they ever didn't let you pammentate. Btw, who do you think is a better pammentator? You or Mary-Joe? Be honest now...MJ had a great wardrobe and great hair at wimbledon this year...has she usurped Pam in the Pammentation department?
Let me be so very bold,
and reveal that I am often told,
Despite the GS title I never won,
I am THE greatest inspiration!
I tell you its no slander,
and one of my admirers is Chanda,
who *adores* my style and wit,
(although she's never publicly admitted it).
In comparison my tennis is lame,
to Chanda's all court game.
She must have slightly lost her way,
when she played doubles with Anna K.
One the happiest people was me,
when she returned back from injury.
And although she never won on Ginny's lawn,
At least she triumphed at Eastbourne.
Coming soon....A poem dedicated to ping-pong, my favorite past time......
Pammers-I miss you as much as I miss that curly hair you used to have.
Bring back the "Annie" look!, divorce George, and marry a good old Maryland boy. Rollo will treat you nice. Hey, I even gaduated from McDonough.