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Come on people, don't be shy, admit how much ya all miss me....
 

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I dont know but one thing is for sure you are the funniest person on this forum!
 

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Er...funny ha ha or funny in the head?? ;) :kiss:
 

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I'd boycott ESPN, CBS and even the USA network if they ever didn't let you pammentate. Btw, who do you think is a better pammentator? You or Mary-Joe? Be honest now...MJ had a great wardrobe and great hair at wimbledon this year...has she usurped Pam in the Pammentation department?
 

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If my pammentating tones were taken off air I think you should take it all the way to the Senate...

Mary-J is no where near me in Pammentating stakes. Better hair?? Better clothes? Pffft! Nothing beats my giraffe wardrobe and selection of golfing slacks.
 

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Spirit said:
How can we miss you if you're on the air all the time?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
 

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I'm not on air enough if you ask me! Although admittedly you can kinda hear my vowels echoing around the corners of the globe.

Ya know, to make everyone happy I'm tempted to make a tour comeback....
 

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it's Pam ! hey, how you doin' u funny mofo ? :wavey:
 

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Pamela Shriver said:
I'm not on air enough if you ask me! Although admittedly you can kinda hear my vowels echoing around the corners of the globe.
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I can hear your voice now and I don't like it.
 

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What about a Shriver/Navratilova revival on the WTA tour ?

Today Martina/Sveta almost lost against qualifiers. It's obvious that Sveta isn't good enough to carry Martina, but YOU could do it, because you have done it before !
 

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Pam's possibly my biggest idol of all time. (Possibly because my other idols do not have giraffe-ic proportions.) Anyway(s), I love Pam and can't wait for next Wimbledon to commence PamWatch 2004.
 

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Ask and you shall receive...

An Ode To Chanda:

Let me be so very bold,
and reveal that I am often told,
Despite the GS title I never won,
I am THE greatest inspiration!
I tell you its no slander,
and one of my admirers is Chanda,
who *adores* my style and wit,
(although she's never publicly admitted it).
In comparison my tennis is lame,
to Chanda's all court game.
She must have slightly lost her way,
when she played doubles with Anna K.
One the happiest people was me,
when she returned back from injury.

And although she never won on Ginny's lawn,
At least she triumphed at Eastbourne.


Coming soon....A poem dedicated to ping-pong, my favorite past time......
 

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Rollo.......I'm tempted but I need to know two important things honey:

How much money do you have?
How old are you?

Then we can negotiate something...
 

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Rollo :hearts: you're still here :worship: - I can stop my :bigcry:ing now :D.

BTW, I'm sure you're man enough to fight off George despite his license to kill, but are you sure you want to take on Martina N as well ?
 
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