[ClaudiaZ-S]

The proof is here

 

[Vincent]

I asked Will Martina win in Dubai?
and it says Very likely!

 

[random fan]

Lol Lindsay is going home tommorow :lol:

 

[Billabong]

lol I just asked if Dementieva would win Dubai, and it said "Yes"!

 

[azmad_88]

i asked him wheter Amelie will lose to justine in SF..he said decidedly so

 

[adam_ads_n]

- Do you like Sharapova?
- Sorry I wasn't listening :lol:

 

[adam_ads_n]

My next q:

- Are you a psycho?
- Definately yes

 

[azmad_88]

i asked hhim..are u gay..he said it all depends :lol:

 

[~Carsten~]

-Will Martina Hingis win in Dubai?
-"You wish!" And the Guru makes the thumbs down sign! :lol:

- Do you love me?
- I'll need to think about that! :lol:

 

[~Carsten~]

I have another one!

- Do we have sex together tonight?
- He answered: "Yes, definitely!"

mmmh now I'm very scared and afraid! :lol:

 

[AlwaysGraf]

"is steffi graf the greatest female tennis player ever?"
Answer- yes definitely
lol the little guy speaks the truth!

 

[Sam L]

Q: Will Martina Hingis win the 2006 French Open?
A: You can take that to the bank.

 

[DutchieGirl]

"Will Hingis win Dubai?"
- The possibilities are endless.

 

[Marcus1979]

I said

Q: Will Venus or Serena win a major this year?
A: Don't be Silly

 

[McAuley]

Guru Joe said "my sources say no".

 

[RayRob]

:lol: I had this exchange with the guru:

Q: "Will Martina Hingis win Roland Garros 2006?"
Ans: "Now that's some bad juju." (with thumbs down)
Q: "So, are you telling me that Juju will win?
Ans: "But of course"
Q: "But what about Lindsay, does she have a chance?"
Ans: "You can be sure of it?"
Q: "Should we expect to see Maria in the semi-finals?"
Ans: "Let me get back to you"
[so I asked again]
Ans: "Highly unlikely" (with thumbs down)

:lol: It's fun, but silly - but I guess that's what the purpose of this thread was

-Rache

 

[Slumpsova]

Q: Will Maria Sharapova be #1 again?
A: when turtles can fly.

:haha:

this guru is such a bitch :devil:

 

[TheBoiledEgg]

:rolls: at this guru :lol:

 

[Cam'ron Giles]

Will Venus or Serena win Miami this year...?
YES!!!!!

 

[Kunal]

she gonna win