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I asked Will Martina win in Dubai?
and it says Very likely!

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i asked him wheter Amelie will lose to justine in SF..he said decidedly so
 

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i asked hhim..are u gay..he said it all depends :lol:
 

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-Will Martina Hingis win in Dubai?
-"You wish!" And the Guru makes the thumbs down sign! :lol:

- Do you love me?
- I'll need to think about that! :lol:
 

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I have another one!

- Do we have sex together tonight?
- He answered: "Yes, definitely!"

mmmh now I'm very scared and afraid! :lol:
 

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Guru Joe said "my sources say no". :(
 

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:lol: I had this exchange with the guru:

Q: "Will Martina Hingis win Roland Garros 2006?"
Ans: "Now that's some bad juju." (with thumbs down)
Q: "So, are you telling me that Juju will win?
Ans: "But of course"
Q: "But what about Lindsay, does she have a chance?"
Ans: "You can be sure of it?"
Q: "Should we expect to see Maria in the semi-finals?"
Ans: "Let me get back to you"
[so I asked again]
Ans: "Highly unlikely" (with thumbs down)

:lol: It's fun, but silly - but I guess that's what the purpose of this thread was ;)

-Rache
 

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Q: Will Maria Sharapova be #1 again?
A: when turtles can fly.

:haha:

this guru is such a bitch :devil:
 

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:rolls: at this guru :lol:
 
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