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I have had a few dreams where I met wta players: Serena, Maggie Maleeva, Kimiko Date, Naoko Sawamatsu, Akiko Kijimuta, Shi Tee Wang, Angie Widjaja, Wynne Praksha and ASV. How about you guys?
 

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some of them walk by in my dreams and i'm just like:
*what the hell are ou doing here?*
and they walk away again

then my dream goes on and i forget about most of it when i wake up :p
 

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I played doubles with Kimiko and to my surprise I was the one carrying her not the other way around.. I had dinner with Sawamatsu at McDonald's. I remember her ordering a super large. In the dream with serena, she tried to rape me.. I managed to run for it eventually.. but it was scary...
 

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I had this dream about Miss Tulyaganova about a year ago, I did stick it on then but it still makes Me shudder!



I had a dream last night,one of the best I've had yet
that the lovely Iroda invited Me for a hit at the net
She explained that it wouldn't be a tennis match as such
just some gentle hitting to keep Her in touch
I stammered a bit as I thanked Her for being invited
can't remember last when I've been so excited

We met up at the practice courts early next day
and the warm smile She gave Me just blew Me away
We came together,embraced,and as Our cheeks did caress
I noticed She wore a loose, low cut top to Her dress
as if I wasn't over excited enough already
after that view,I couldn't hold the damn racquet steady

When We did get around to hitting away
most of My shots were going astray
I mean You just Try to keep Your shots in the court
with Your eyes fixed on that dress,now slack and then taut
it was like a graceful white yacht in a southerly gale
as the wind gusts first fill out, then loosen the sail

While Iroda was being as gentle as can be
She was still making a big dick out of Me
so I tried not out of skill, but more in despair
a high short lob,way up in the air
with the sun in Her eyes She didn't see it come down
and it lodged in the front of that loose fitting gown
She must have breathed in,at the moment of contact with the ball
because it lodged so You could hardly see it at at all

Iroda called out "Oh Pav,can You come and help Me?
My bra only just holds these two,and there is no room for three!"
I jogged round the net, My hands already shaking
to see if I could fix this problem of my own making
She bent forward to show Me, said "It's lodged in there tight"
and My eyes near popped out at this wonderous sight
She told Me to hurry up and roll up My sleeve
as I'd hit the lob, I could do the retrieve

My right hand it shook,as i reached in between
the most warm wonderful cleavage, the worlds ever seen
but the ball had wedged firmly,made everything tight
My hand wouldn't push though those globes, even when I used all My might

Iroda said "Pav, It's no use, the balls gone too far
You will have to go round,and unclip My sports bra
then when the clip is undone,and gravity will cause everything to fall
there will be room then for You to see,and get out the ball!"
with trembling hands,I tried to undo that clip
out of sight behind Her I wiped saliva from My lip
the clip came apart,there was a great forward motion
similar to twin killer whales,set loose in the ocean

Iroda said" Come round,now everything's loose and it's free
come have a look and find that ball and get it out for Me"
just as I was heading for the best part of this dream
My Mother woke Me up, with Her usual earsplitting scream

I've been kicked by a horse and yelled at by My Brother
but nothing as bad as that shock from My Mother
one moment lying there dreaming of this beautiful Player
the next woken up by this evil dream slayer

As I had a hot shower, still upset and shaking
should I blame Iroda,or My Mother, for Her rude way of waking
but for the next three hours thoughts of the wonderous Iroda I will keep
as I have to ride behind, and look at the backsides of six hundred sheep!

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pav said:
I had this dream about Miss Tulyaganova about a year ago, I did stick it on then but it still makes Me shudder!



I had a dream last night,one of the best I've had yet
that the lovely Iroda invited Me for a hit at the net
She explained that it wouldn't be a tennis match as such
just some gentle hitting to keep Her in touch
I stammered a bit as I thanked Her for being invited
can't remember last when I've been so excited

We met up at the practice courts early next day
and the warm smile She gave Me just blew Me away
We came together,embraced,and as Our cheeks did caress
I noticed She wore a loose, low cut top to Her dress
as if I wasn't over excited enough already
after that view,I couldn't hold the damn racquet steady

When We did get around to hitting away
most of My shots were going astray
I mean You just Try to keep Your shots in the court
with Your eyes fixed on that dress,now slack and then taut
it was like a graceful white yacht in a southerly gale
as the wind gusts first fill out, then loosen the sail

While Iroda was being as gentle as can be
She was still making a big dick out of Me
so I tried not out of skill, but more in despair
a high short lob,way up in the air
with the sun in Her eyes She didn't see it come down
and it lodged in the front of that loose fitting gown
She must have breathed in,at the moment of contact with the ball
because it lodged so You could hardly see it at at all

Iroda called out "Oh Pav,can You come and help Me?
My bra only just holds these two,and there is no room for three!"
I jogged round the net, My hands already shaking
to see if I could fix this problem of my own making
She bent forward to show Me, said "It's lodged in there tight"
and My eyes near popped out at this wonderous sight
She told Me to hurry up and roll up My sleeve
as I'd hit the lob, I could do the retrieve

My right hand it shook,as i reached in between
the most warm wonderful cleavage, the worlds ever seen
but the ball had wedged firmly,made everything tight
My hand wouldn't push though those globes, even when I used all My might

Iroda said "Pav, It's no use, the balls gone too far
You will have to go round,and unclip My sports bra
then when the clip is undone,and gravity will cause everything to fall
there will be room then for You to see,and get out the ball!"
with trembling hands,I tried to undo that clip
out of sight behind Her I wiped saliva from My lip
the clip came apart,there was a great forward motion
similar to twin killer whales,set loose in the ocean

Iroda said" Come round,now everything's loose and it's free
come have a look and find that ball and get it out for Me"
just as I was heading for the best part of this dream
My Mother woke Me up, with Her usual earsplitting scream
as a young male full of testostarone, You must understand
I woke up sweating and pissed off,with it all in My hand!

As I had a hot shower, still upset and shaking
should I blame Iroda,or My Mother, for Her rude way of waking
but for the next three hours thoughts of the wonderous Iroda I will keep
as I have to ride behind, and look at the backsides of six hundred sheep!

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:haha: Pav you Pervy Poet, you’re a fucking genius!! :worship:
You need to post one of these on Iroda’s guest-book, some day :p ;)
 

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You need to post one of these on Iroda’s guest-book, some day :p ;) [/QUOTE]

Thanks but I'd be to scared to! Put it in if You want, but not Me :scared: :scared:
 

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Always Martina Hingis and nobody else ;)
 

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i had a dream that i was at Jen's house and it was on the beach...then I had to cook dinner and all the food was gone from the cabinets. I began to panic but then Jen took us out to dinner and saiid dont worry. It was a pretty good dream!
 

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Oh God...I think it was 2 years ago in 2003 or 2002 (I should have wrote in a Log or something) ...ready?

....This is what I can vaguely remember and I've had more than 3 dreams. One of the dreams had Venus Williams in my bedroom talking with me--don't remember what about--Serena chatting on a mobilephone watching Juan Carlos Ferrero playing on the PS2. How weird is that??!!

...The other dream I had was.....I got to hit with Jennifer Capriati and then I beat Serena in a 2 out 3 set match---don't remember the score but it was fun and I think I felt like I was playing like Venus (2001 big form) THAT WAS FUN!!

Oh and there was this dream with Hingis. It was really good. Too bad I can't remember :eek: :sad: ...nothing :devil:..i think..but tennis was involved for sure and i do remember her smiling a lot..big teeth 'n all....um..that's it..
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i had a weird dream where Momo and Justine were playing the USOpen QF in one of my classroom ( i was the only one watching) with the chairs everywhere all over the "court". Then Justine hit a winner and it hit a chair and Momo was unable to hit it. I was like "Hey it hit the chair that's not fair". And then she looked at me and shrugged. Then they kept on playing, Momo was leading like 7-5 , 5-2 and I was like now is not the time to choke Momo. And then Justine started coming back and she hit that amazing slice that hit the floor at almost 360 degrees and both Momo and I were like "WOW".
And then suddenly I end up in Momo's living room, and I'm playing with her tiny puppy (WTF?) and suddenly it dies in my hand (WTFFFF?) I'm trying to hide it from Momo, but then she saw it. And then it suddenly "revived". And suddenly i end up in front of the TV, and Momo is playing the finals of the same USOpen vs Capriati. And then I woke up.
Weird huh :lol:
 

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I used to have countless nightmares involving Chrissie.
 
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