Tennis Forum banner

1 - 4 of 4 Posts

·
Devoted Capriati-Ite
Joined
·
185,254 Posts
Discussion Starter #1
Today, April 30, 2003, country music legend Willie Nelson turns 70! When asked about his birthday, Willie is quoted as saying that he is honoured to share this day with the lovely Becca! Happy Birthday Willie and Becca!
 

·
Banned
Joined
·
32 Posts
Last year, I had the good fortune to be invited to a friends wedding. The best man has always been known to like a drink, but we were somewhat surprised at how quickly he succeeded in getting pissed on the day itself. The reason he explained in a drunken slur was that he had forgotten his speech, and was suffering from a sudden bout of nerves. But he seemed to have pulled himself together by the time the reception started, and when the grooms polite thanks came to a close, everyone was ready for a few entertaining stories from the best man. Standing up, he slowly unzipped his trousers, pulled out his manhood and announced to the stunned crowd, which naturally included several elderly relatives, “I have a massive cock”. Then he sat down and clapped like a rabid baboon. Incidentally he has never ever been seen since. Then they played Crazy by Willie Nelson.
 

·
Devoted Capriati-Ite
Joined
·
185,254 Posts
Discussion Starter #4
Praise the Lord for Willie fans! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
 
1 - 4 of 4 Posts
Top