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You remember those advertisements right?
Can you come up with any more, for other players?

Anna Kournikova: “I wonder why the ingredients of milk are kept secret, it’s so tasty I wanna make myself one at home.”

Patty Schnyder: “Give me an orange juice over milk any day.”

Andy Roddick: “I basically like all white fluids!”

Daniela Hantuchova: “Milk is good for the bones... so basically milk is good for all my body parts.”

Serena Williams: “I had to start liking milk at an early age... mainly because my mother is a cow.”

Lindsay Davenport: “I don't like milk. Mainly because I have to walk to my fridge to get it.”

Ashley Harkleroad: “I like milk, cuz it goes well with all my bagels.”

Venus Williams: “I prefer milk to tennis... well, I guess I prefer everyhting to tennis.”

Tatiana Panova: “Milk improves growth.”
Reporter: “Then get drinking, bitch!”

Amelie Mauresmo: “I like HOMO...genized milk!”

Chanda Rubin: “Drinking milk is like losing a set to someone out of the top 50... it happens to me every day.”

Jennifer Capriati: “I shoplif… I mean buy milk every day.”
 

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LOL @ the Roddick one... ;)
 

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lol @ the Dick...in his case it's true....I have photographic proof :angel:
 

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wow Glenn finally posts something worth reading :D

too funny :D
 

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Jordan. said:
wow Glenn finally posts something worth reading :D

too funny :D
Yep, when's your turn? :p
 

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:angel:
 

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Rtael said:
lol @ the Dick...in his case it's true....I have photographic proof :angel:
Then I want to see some photographic proof, man... ROFL :cool:
 

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Jordan. said:
Yeah... come on , Jordan! Post something outstanding! :angel:
 

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is this outstanding enough for you?

FUCK YOU

:wavey:
 

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LOL :p
 

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Jordan. said:
is this outstanding enough for you?

FUCK YOU

:wavey:

Now THAT was truly outstanding... I´m speechless! :eek:

:worship:
 

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LOL, stick to the topic! :mad: :p
 

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pfff Caramal...those are some good pictures...they cost money! :angel:
 

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Justine Henin: "milk is REALLY good for your growth....as u can tell i never drink it....im lactose intolerant"

ps Simon told me about this yesterday :rolleyes:
 

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Justine Henin: "milk is REALLY good for your growth....as u can tell i never drink it....im lactose intolerant"

ps Simon told me about this yesterday :rolleyes:
OK, yours was NOT funny! :p

Sarah: "Milk? I don't drink anything that's alcohol-free really..." :p
 

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damn Glenn, that was mean... *snickers* but Sarah only licks milk off people... don't ask me how I know... :eek: ;)
 
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