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made me chuckle
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Bad: You can't find your vibrator. Worse: Your daughter "borrowed" it. :devil:

Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room. Worse: You're in it. :devil:

Bad: Your children are sexually active. Worse: With each other. :devil: :eek:

Bad: Your husband's a crossdresser. Worse: He looks better than you. :D

Bad: Your son's involved in Satanism. Worse: As a sacrifice. :sad:

Bad: Your wife wants a divorce. Worse: She's a lawyer. :D

Bad: Your wife's leaving you. Worse: For another woman. :devil:

Bad: Your wife's leaving you. Worse: To enter a convent. :angel:

Bad: Your wife's arrested for soliciting. Worse: She implicates you. :(

Good: Hot outdoor sex. Bad: You're arrested. Worse: By your husband. :devil:

Good: The postman's early. Bad: He's wearing camos and has an AK-47. :confused:

Good: The secretary said "yes." Bad: Your wife says "no." :devil:

Good: The teacher likes your son. Bad: Sexually. Worse: He's gay. :devil: :eek:

Good: You came home for a quickie. Bad: So did the postman. :eek:

Good: You came home for a quickie. Bad: Your wife walks in. :devil:

Good: You get a three-day weekend. Bad: You get the flu on Friday. :D

Good: You get tickets to the theatre. Bad: It's performance art. :D

Good: You go to see a strip show. Bad: Your daughter's the headliner. :eek: :devil:

Good: Your boyfriend's exercising. Bad: So he'll fit in your clothes. :D

Good: Your car conveniently "runs out of gas." Bad: For real. :D

Good: Your child's "waiting for Mr. Right". Bad: Your son, that is. :devil: :D

Good: Your daughter's on the Pill. Bad: She's eleven. :eek:

Good: Your neighbor exercises in the nude. Bad: He weighs 350 pounds. :eek: :sad:

Good: Your son's doing extra credit work. Bad: Making a sex ed video. :rolleyes: :devil:

Good: Your uncle leaves you a fortune. Bad: It's counterfeit. :fiery:

Good: Your wife bought a porn video. Bad: Your daughter's the star. :eek: :devil:

Good: Your wife likes outdoor sex. Bad: You live downtown. :D

Good: Your wife meets you at the door nude. Bad: She's coming home. :eek: :D

Good: Your wife's kinky. Bad: With the neighbors. Worse: All of them. :D :rolleyes:

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too funny :lol:
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