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For the week- 11th to the 17th of June:

Aries: (March 21—April 19)
You never thought you'd laugh at the old pie-in-the-face gag again, but that was before they could accelerate pie to the speed of light.

Taurus: (April. 20—May 20)
The residents of Tulsa will make you pay for every dollar of damage you've caused, but they're not heartless, so they'll let you keep the bison.

Gemini: (May 21—June 21)
Your visit to the country will inspire the coining of a new folk saying, "Some days you calm the beast, some days you free the cowboy."

Cancer: (June 22—July 22)
Running for mayor might not seem too realistic, but just wait until they get a load of your new suit.

Leo: (July 23—Aug. 22)
From Thursday forward, your name will be mentioned every time flaming corn dogs rain down from the sky.

Virgo: (Aug. 23—Sept. 22)
There are, in fact, good and evil twins, but a greater range of moral choices is available to you as a sextuplet.

Libra: (Sept. 23—Oct. 23)
Just so you know, it isn't still called "running away from home" when you're 31.

Scorpio: (Oct. 24—Nov. 21)
Things will be back to normal in a couple weeks, but your current tick infestation is just the beginning.

Sagittarius: (Nov. 22—Dec. 21)
This week's smorgasbord of nudity and bullfighting will erase all remaining doubts about your ability to be a network TV programmer.

Capricorn: (Dec. 22—Jan. 19)
The prosecuting attorney will be ruthless, relentless, and efficient in exposing your crimes, but at one point you'll be able to see right down her blouse.

Aquarius: (Jan. 20—Feb. 18)
This week marks the four-year anniversary of your solemn oath to develop a lifestyle that is in no way influenced by Sandy Duncan.

Pisces: (Feb. 19—March 20)
You know that one day you'll have to tell your family you're not really a chicken, but for now they really need the eggs.
 

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Leo: (July 23—Aug. 22)
From Thursday forward, your name will be mentioned every time flaming corn dogs rain down from the sky.

ROFL! :D So, that means my name will be mentioned quite often because it rains corn dogs almost every day. :eek:
 
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