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Subject: Little Johnny

Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the play ground and
go into the
woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane in a "Passionate Embrace." Little Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother
excitedly....

"MOMMYMOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND AND DADDY AND.."
Mommy tells him to slow down, she wants to hear the story.

So Little Johnny tells her. "I was at the playground and I saw
Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to
look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off
her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then
Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy.."

At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an
interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

At the dinner table, Mommy asks Little Johnny to tell his
story.
Johnny starts his story, describing the car into the woods, the
undressing, laying down on the seat, and....."then Daddy and
Aunt Jane did
that same thing Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the army."


Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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That was hilarious!!!!
 

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LMAO!! Very good indeed :)
 

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nice one!!! :D
 
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