[Rollo]

Lets come up with anagrams of players names.<br />For example, an anagram of:

Theda Bara IS Arab Death

Or create a tribute to your fav.

<br />Amanda rules my heart <img src="smile.gif" border="0"> <br />Moving like a speed demon across the court<br />Always giving her best<br />Never less than 100%<br />Due for a grand slam<br />Amanda will always stand apart.

Come and watch this Hoopstad lass<br />Oohs and Aaahs are heard when she goes past.<br />Ever gracious, ever true.<br />Terror in a little package,Graf's nightmare too.<br />Zip along chasing balls<br />Earn your dream<br />Roland Garros! <img src="smile.gif" border="0">

<br /> <br />R

 

[Tennisfan**]

Well Monica Seles = Camel Noises, how funny is that!

 

[thefreedesigner]

Boy these aren't very good, but they're the best I could do ! <img src="smile.gif" border="0">

<br /> yo! drivel and pants - lindsay davenport

a.i. in hamstring (shocker!) - martina<br />hingis

ere slim was lain - serena williams

<br /> Uma is a gay? (or Ama is a guy? if you're feeling sensitive!) - ai sugiyama

o damn ze ace - a rat! - amanda coetzer

 

[Kart]

I'm afraid I can't claim credit for these ...

Martina Navratilova - rival to a man variant

Gabriela Sabatini - insatiable airbag

[ December 13, 2001: Message edited by: Kart ]</p>

 

[Brian Stewart]

I had a few of these before. The one I remember offhand is:

Serena Williams- A real smile wins

 

[RayRob]

You got that e mail too then Kart?

I got some I just made up:

Monica Seles - Ime sales con<br />Kim Clijsters - Sick, Mister L.J.

That's all I can come up with...

 

[jabberwocky]

Lindsay Davenport<br />Saintly and proved.<br />Vainly odd parents.<br />Deviantly sad porn.<br />Vile and randy post.<br />Spy on tired vandal.<br />Envy a sordid plant.<br />Vainly darned spot.

Amelie Mauresmo<br />Eerie soul mamma.<br />I am a mere soul me.<br />Ole! I am a mere sum.<br />So, I am a mere mule.<br />I'm a sore, lame emu.<br />More emu malaise.<br />Amuse more E-mail.

[ December 14, 2001: Message edited by: jabberwocky ]</p>

 

[Kart]

Yes I did RayRob <img src="smile.gif" border="0">

 

[Rollo]

These have all been cute <img src="smile.gif" border="0"> <br />Some I found on the internet:

Virginia Wade

I ravaged, I win!<br />I wider vagina.

Martina Navartilova

Vain vain amoral tart<br />Am valant or variant

Rearranging the letters of 'Venus Ebone Starr Williams' gives:

A star! (Sublime winners, love!)<br /> <br /> Is a marvellous winner. Best.<br /> <br /> Marvellous brains, net-wise.<br /> <br /> Server bullies - isn't a woman?



Rearranging the letters of 'Miss Jennifer Capriati of the USA' gives:

I ace it afresh as I jump for tennis



Rearranging the letters of 'Monica Seles' gives:

Smiles on ace<br />So mean slice <img src="smile.gif" border="0">

 

[Come On Arantxa]

Martina Hingis = In a gamin' shirt<br />Kim Clijsters = Trickless Jim<br />Justine Henin = Nine June hits<br />Jelena Dokic = Aced like Jon<br />Sandrine Testud = Nuts! A ridden set

 

[antonella]

Here's a few for Martina Hingis:

A man's hiring it...

Anna sigh, rim it!

A ham rings it in..

A ham rinsing it..

Satan hiring mi!

Ranting hams II

GIANT IRISHMAN !!!

Has gin martini..

A trashing mini..

Aiming trash in..<br /> <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> <img src="wink.gif" border="0">