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Some things found in medical notes over the years!!!!! :eek: :eek:

She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night

Patient has chest pain if she lies on her lest side for over a year

On the second day the knee was better on the third it disappeared

The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed

The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993

Discharge Status: Alive but without my permission

Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male, mentally alert but forgetful

The patient refused Autopsy

The patient had no previous history of suicides

Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital

Patients medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a forty pound weight gain in the past three days

Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch

She is numb from the toes down

While in casualty she was examined, x-rated and sent home

The skin was moist and dry

Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches

Patient was alert and unresponsive

Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid

She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce.

I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy

Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation

Examination of the genitalia reveals that he is circus sized

The lab test indicated abnormal lover function

Skin: Somewhat pale but present

The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor

The patient was seen in consultation by Dr Blank, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree

Patient has two teenage children but no abnormalities


Some of these have l;iterally had me in tears with laughter, hope you enjoy :D:D:D
 

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bwahahahahaha! I second that!
 

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lmao :D

Something tells me I don't want to know what a thyroid is :eek: ;)
 

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LMAO omg great ones.
 

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*looking up thyroid*

*deciding not to tell joris*

great ones lmao :D :worship:
 
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Joris - sweetie :kiss: The thyroid is in your neck!!!!!!
 
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