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At yourself, other players or the crowd? :eek:h:

I do a few times a match. Shanked FH drive volley? "What the fuck!" Double fault on to the wrong side? "AYFKM!!!".
 

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On occasion. If I shank a simple shot or just do something generally stupid, it'll be something like "oh fuck off" (directed at myself) :lol:
 

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Yeah, quite a bit under my breath. If I swear out loud, it's usually in another language.
 

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I used to swear loudly and constantly. After reading the Inner Game of Tennis ... I'm a much quieter and less profane tennis player.

Once in a while tho, I do drop a big one that offends equally across all tightly bound demographics. :eek:h:
 

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The one I got in trouble for most recently:

"Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the G*dd*mn seven dwarves, get the f*ck*ng ball in and stop acting like a choking piece of s*ht pansie as* motherf*ck*r"

Blasphemous, shocking, self-deprecating, and instructive.

All the at the same time. :angel:
 

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I swear as Azarenka :lol:



Joke :eek:h:
 

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I fucking swear when I wake up.

Anastasia Myskina is my fucking role model.
 
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