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I once orchestrated a jousting contest between teams of six people over 7 foot and six people who had Dwarfism.

In a fit of rage and mental delirium I entered a resteraunt and ordered a plate of sugar, which I then threw across the room, and then ran out cursing.

I once trimmed a privet bush in the shape of a six foot high phallous including balls... not in my garden but someone elses.

I decided one day to become German for a week and bought six tonnes of Bratwurst, resulting in the house having to be reposessed.

I once ate an orange whole and it came out the other side as a baked potato.
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