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there are a lot of talented people on this board. let's hear some poems on some of your favorite, or least favorite players.
 

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FOR MARIA HATERS:

-hate her all you want she could care less
-put any opponent in front of her and watch her past the test

-as she beats your favorites the hatred doesn’t slow
-as she continue to wins watch her legacy grow

-she prooved she’s the real deal, why is there still doubt
-when she wins another slam i don’t want to hear you pout

-serena fans are cool and get a bad reputation
-a healthy rivalry between the two girls is cause for celebration

-it’s the hatters with the issues
-maria uses you all as her toilet tissue
 

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FOR SERENA HATERS:

-7 time slam champion, intense focus on the ball
-on her way back up, as ‘ys’ prays for her downfall

-the magnetic force of serena is something to behold
-if serena is the bread, then ‘julia69’ is the mold

-TheDevilishRPH, MartianCFC, CHEO23- what a disgrace
-an ace from serena- right smack in your face

-haters are a dime a dozen, the serena’s of the world are a rare treat
-selesrules, gogomagie , and casino are you listening? now bow down and kiss princess serena’s feet
 

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I did this a while ago ;)

Whoa Maria (bambalam!)
Whoa Maria (bambalam!)
She won Birmingham (bambalam!)
And then her first Grand Slam (bambalam!)
It was at Wim-ble-don (bambalam!)
She beat Se-re-na (bambalam!)
Whoa Maria (bambalam!)
Whoa Maria (bambalam!)

Oh Maria (bambalam!)
Whoa Maria (bambalam!)
She really gets me high (bambalam!)
You know that's no lie (bambalam!)
She's so rock steady (bambalam!)
And she plays great tennis (bambalam!)
Whoa Maria (bambalam!)
Whoa Maria (bambalam!)

Whoa Maria (bambalam!)
Whoa Maria (bambalam!)
She fled her home-land (bambalam!)
Coz she played tennis grand (bambalam!)
Now she’s won a million (bambalam!)
And the heart of ev’ry man (bambalam!)
Whoa Maria (bambalam!)
Whoa Maria bambalam!
 

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Monica Seles please come back
I miss you terribly like the Lakers miss Shaq

You are the best no one can compare
Your groundstrokes were the best, so all beware

You were destined for so much more until that madman changed history
Why he’s not in jail today is still a mystery

You’re still my idol whether you come back or not
I wish you the best and miss you a lot
 

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Alicia comes from the Land Down Under
All the other players stare in wonder
Have you seen her serve, it’s like thunder!
You better run, you better take cover
 

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Playing good tennis, improving quick
You all know what makes me tick
Sharapova's the best out there
Why can't you realise; you're ever so thick

Groundstroke winners, a backhand that kills
but people still wish her a load of bad will
On court demenour; not quiet, but fair
and she has such lovely and beautiful hair

When it comes to Serena she knows what to do
at Wimby pre match she ran off to the loo
but came back with confidence, played at her best
Serena tried hard but was clearly impressed

Now Lindsay is good, So's serena, so am I
but Maria just makes us all eat humble pie
Those great crosscourt winners; she'll show 'em who'se boss
but those Maria haters they make me so cross.

She giggles, she laughs she shows her emotions.
She screams when she serves, has a great service motion!
She hits the ball flat with the minimum topspin,
they end up in the net, true, but not all that often.

So why do you hate her? Why does she cause rage?
She's just a small girl who'se so grown up she plays
And she plays so well people get envious
Because she can beat players who're second best

;)
 

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Another one for Masha:
"Go with her – flow with her
Dream with her – scream with her
Let her take over, or just get to know her
Be everything you can be"

* Shania Twain *
 

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Now I'm not a fan, but I know what to do;
When Serena comes on to the court YOU DON'T BOO
The Indian wells crowd were bang out of order;
Serena still won, slew Kim Klijsters before her.

Now Serena is good, she's a talented woman,
But why must some people find badness within them
and why did the stadium all have to boo?
Quite frankly, I've finished for now........can think of no more to do.
BUT DON'T BOO!
 

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To the Right, To the Right
Here’s comes another slice
Smack it back for a winner, you better think twice

To the Right, To The Right
The rally gets underway
Simply one of the best groundstrokers today

To the Right, To the Right
Damn another fault, and now another for good measure
A.K.A Lena D, she’s a Russian beauty- tennis treasure

Game, Set, and Match
She hears it a lot
Often times the looser- I THINK NOT!!!!

Game, Set, and Match
Three match points and you think you’ve won
Little do you know, Serena’s just begun

Game, Set, and Match
Siberian Tigress beware
It’s hunting season and Serena’s found your lair

It’s a bird, it’s a plane
She’s the inventor of the running splits
Getting to everything and giving players fits

It’s a bird, it’s a plane
Got rid of the boyfriend, had time to finally heal
She’s finally back yall- Kim’s going to kill

It’s a bird, it’s a plane
It’s the next fastest thing, it’s Classy Kim
Beating players left and right, breaking them limb for limb
 
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Yo, Yo, Yo... Try this one on fo size....



An Ode to Serena and Venus

What more can be said that hasn't already been
Of miracles so subtle, as to elude perception
And duo tennis stars, akin to twins
And ordained as champions at conception

Though fervently derided o'er a vision and notion
You altered the course of fate
Obsessed by a plan to move heaven and ocean
With 'success' the only fodder would it sate

In earnest, you toiled
Of the dangers---disregarded
And strayed not from the one God many scoffed
A path un-wavered, and thus dully rewarded
Escaping the poor mans' trough

Tempered by 'truth' you endured in Life
The pain you'd all too soon inherit
---'To your own self be true'
--- The most worthy will take flight'
And honestly is allotted due merit

This, your ardent endeavor, I proffer reverent nods
Of such resolute passion under fire
In defiance and denouncement of mordant media mobs
And keeping your loving fans inspired

To a job well done being raised role models
An archetype for my children to follow
Achievements in defeat of overwhelming odds
Bitter pills for the Haters to swallow :devil:

Sweet Blessings unto you by your Creator above
A lovingly contrived --- athletic--- dance
Persevere through truth and love
Your wondrous winning ways
While cynics stand witness to your RADIANCE :worship:

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Okay, what'd I win? :lol:
 
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tennisjunky said:
FOR SERENA HATERS:

-7 time slam champion, intense focus on the ball
-on her way back up, as ‘ys’ prays for her downfall

-the magnetic force of serena is something to behold
-if serena is the bread, then ‘julia69’ is the mold

-TheDevilishRPH, MartianCFC, CHEO23- what a disgrace
-an ace from serena- right smack in your face


-haters are a dime a dozen, the serena’s of the world are a rare treat
-selesrules, gogomagie , and casino are you listening? now bow down and kiss princess serena’s feet
:haha: :haha: LOVE IT!!
 

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Yo, Yo, Yo... Try this one on fo size....



An Ode to Serena and Venus

What more can be said that hasn't already been
Of miracles so subtle, as to elude perception
And duo tennis stars, akin to twins
And ordained as champions at conception

Though fervently derided o'er a vision and notion
You altered the course of fate
Obsessed by a plan to move heaven and ocean
With 'success' the only fodder would it sate

In earnest, you toiled
Of the dangers---disregarded
And strayed not from the one God many scoffed
A path un-wavered, and thus dully rewarded
Escaping the poor mans' trough

Tempered by 'truth' you endured in Life
The pain you'd all too soon inherit
---'To your own self be true'
--- The most worthy will take flight'
And honestly is allotted due merit

This, your ardent endeavor, I proffer reverent nods
Of such resolute passion under fire
In defiance and denouncement of mordant media mobs
And keeping your loving fans inspired

To a job well done being raised role models
An archetype for my children to follow
Achievements in defeat of overwhelming odds
Bitter pills for the Haters to swallow :devil:

Sweet Blessings unto you by your Creator above
A lovingly contrived --- athletic--- dance
Persevere through truth and love
Your wondrous winning ways
While cynics stand witness to your RADIANCE :worship:

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Okay, what'd I win? :lol:
Wow.........that's a big read

not sure if i understand it all....... but great poem all the same :eek: :D :cool:
 

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About Lena Dementieva:



"The hair is so beautiful
the stomach so white
if the jeans could slip further
it would make My friggen night!!" - by pav
I think it was written last year during the time of Amelia Island tournament.
 

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I'll post some of my very old and very bad limericks from CCL:

When we watch Kimmy play on the telly
She wears tops that show off half her belly

People almost have fits
When she does all those splits
And she makes Justine's knees turn to jelly :devil:

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I bet Justine is grinning with glee
Now Kim's injured, out, down, unhappy

But when Kimmy's bones heal
She will make Justine squeal
With a ninety nine match winning spree!

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Maybe Kim should get nasty and mean

If she’s gonna be a Grand Slam queen

Should she swear, spit and shout

Say its "in" when its "out"

And put her hand up, like Justine?! :tape:

*As you can see, I NEVER make digs about Justine;) *

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Oh look, here's one about Serena:

US Open final: Kim, Serena
And Serena has never looked meaner:

All togged up in black Nike
But Kim shouts "On yer bike!
Its my turn to take YOU to the cleaners!!" :devil:

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When Maria goes out and she plays
We ask can she win on this day
The answer is yes
and My God she is blesd
with a rather large check as her pay


That was shit;)

at least I know it;)
 
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