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Porsche Anyone

A fifteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to
yell and scream, "Where did you get that car???!!!"

He calmly told them, "I bought it today."

"With what money?" demanded his parents. "We know what a Porsche costs."

"Well," said the boy, "this one cost me fifteen dollars."

So the parents began to yell even louder. "Who would sell a car like that
for fifteen dollars?" they said.

"It was the lady up the street," said the boy." I don't know her
name--they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I
wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars."

"Dear God," moaned the mother, "she must be a child abuser. Who knows what
she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what's going on."

So the boy's father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived
and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias! He introduced himself as
the father of the boy to whom she had sold a Porsche for fifteen dollars and
demanded to know why she did it.

"Well," she said, "this morning I got a phone call from my
husband. I thought he was on a business trip, but it seems he has run off to
Hawaii with his secretary and doesn't intend to come back. He asked me to
sell his new Porsche and send him the money. So I did."
 

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A 7 year-old and a 4 year-old are upstairs in the bedroom.
You know what ?" asks the 7 year-old. " I think it's
about time we started swearing."

The 4 year-old nods his head in approval.
When we go downstairs for breakfast," says the 7
year-old, "I'm gonna swear first, and then you swear
after me . O.K. ?

O.K.! the 4 year-old agrees with enthusiasm.

The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7
year-old what he wants for Bbreakfast

Oh shit, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cocoa Puffs."

WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the
kitchen floor, got up , and ran upstairs crying his eyes
out.

The mother looked at the 4 year-old and asked with a
stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young
man ?"
I don't know " he blubbers, " but you can bet your
fuckin'ass it won't be Cocoa Puffs!
 
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A 7 year-old and a 4 year-old are upstairs in the bedroom.
You know what ?" asks the 7 year-old. " I think it's
about time we started swearing."

The 4 year-old nods his head in approval.
When we go downstairs for breakfast," says the 7
year-old, "I'm gonna swear first, and then you swear
after me . O.K. ?

O.K.! the 4 year-old agrees with enthusiasm.

The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7
year-old what he wants for Bbreakfast

Oh shit, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cocoa Puffs."

WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the
kitchen floor, got up , and ran upstairs crying his eyes
out.

The mother looked at the 4 year-old and asked with a
stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young
man ?"
I don't know " he blubbers, " but you can bet your
fuckin'ass it won't be Cocoa Puffs!
:lol: :rolls: :lol:
 
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