:lol: :rolls: :lol:roarke said:OR
A 7 year-old and a 4 year-old are upstairs in the bedroom.
You know what ?" asks the 7 year-old. " I think it's
about time we started swearing."
The 4 year-old nods his head in approval.
When we go downstairs for breakfast," says the 7
year-old, "I'm gonna swear first, and then you swear
after me . O.K. ?
O.K.! the 4 year-old agrees with enthusiasm.
The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7
year-old what he wants for Bbreakfast
Oh shit, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cocoa Puffs."
WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the
kitchen floor, got up , and ran upstairs crying his eyes
The mother looked at the 4 year-old and asked with a
stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young
I don't know " he blubbers, " but you can bet your
fuckin'ass it won't be Cocoa Puffs!