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I cant think of any good ones, but ther are a few bad ones.

'Is that a ladder in your tights or just a stairway to heaven'

'Are you from Jamaica cos Ja maikin me crazy'

'My name is ..... remeber it cos you'll be screaming it later.
 

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lol what about:

are you tired?, cause you've been round through my mind all day.

whats a girl like you doing in a place like this?

hey, summer, well you must be called summer cause your so hot.

oh, and guys you are gonna love this one:

Out of 10 i would deffinatley give you one!
 

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Hey baby, is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would like to tap that ass!



okay sadly enough i had these ones used on me before (can u say lame) :rolleyes: :rolleyes: ..needless to say they didn't work but did get me to laugh at them...
Are you gonna dance? Or are you just gonna stand there looking good?

Hey honey, white milk isn't that great you need a little chocolate in your life.

:rolleyes:
 

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ive posted these before, but i will post them again, so all the girls can answer when all the guys come out with the lines! lol!

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
 

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lol, ive read those kisha...but they're still funny..

here's one if i remember it right...

"sorry, do you have change for a dollar?" (then you walk past him) and he smiles.... "that wasn't just a line, i really need the change...but i would have liked to have blah, blah, blah...." soo adorable that you end up giving him some change...and maybe even your number
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