Hey baby, is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would like to tap that ass!
okay sadly enough i had these ones used on me before (can u say lame) ..needless to say they didn't work but did get me to laugh at them...
Are you gonna dance? Or are you just gonna stand there looking good?
Hey honey, white milk isn't that great you need a little chocolate in your life.
lol, ive read those kisha...but they're still funny..
here's one if i remember it right...
"sorry, do you have change for a dollar?" (then you walk past him) and he smiles.... "that wasn't just a line, i really need the change...but i would have liked to have blah, blah, blah...." soo adorable that you end up giving him some change...and maybe even your number