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TatiG: "Ma'am can you give me some tips on improving my...."
Mary: "Yikes, I can't give any tips for that!" :lol:
 
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i love that picture. too bad tati and mary lost :(
 

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Tati: It looks that bad?
Mary: Horrible!
Tati: But I thought I had a nice ass!
Mary: Doesn't show.
 

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:haha: Allez ladies :bigwave::lol:
 

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Mary: "When I said go straight down the line, I did not mean your ass."
 

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Martian KC said:
Mary: "When I said go straight down the line, I did not mean your ass."
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" Look Girl, to get a booty like Mine
takes good food,exercise, Womanhood and time
see how well it rounds out when You give close inspection
You just have to admit, it's close to perfection
You are blonde and so cute,but those shorts cut so low
are a waste of Your time,as You've no butt to show

I'm rounded and stacked,like the Women Rubens used to paint
and You are more like Joan of Arc, Our poor late roasted Saint
Your bum will swell, as puberty takes its sure grip
then You won't have to worry that Your low shorts will slip
the object may well have been, to show Your butt like a fat plumber
but its all turned out for You to be a bit of a bummer!"
 

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TatiG: "so.... what do you think of my ass...."
Mary: "ass? I thought that was just your extra long back!" :lol:
 

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Tati: Isn't it sexy like that?
Mary: I dunno, I just dunno. Are the pants too small or is that the design?
Tati: Oh... that's "haute couture".
Mary: Baby, believe me, this is "basse couture".
 
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Mary: Où ton derrière est allé?
Tati: DunkMachine a slurpé mon derrière et maintenant il y a rien n'a resté! Cesser avec regardent Marie!
Mary: Je pense que je dois faire connaissance avec DunkMachine
 
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