" Look Girl, to get a booty like Mine
takes good food,exercise, Womanhood and time
see how well it rounds out when You give close inspection
You just have to admit, it's close to perfection
You are blonde and so cute,but those shorts cut so low
are a waste of Your time,as You've no butt to show
I'm rounded and stacked,like the Women Rubens used to paint
and You are more like Joan of Arc, Our poor late roasted Saint
Your bum will swell, as puberty takes its sure grip
then You won't have to worry that Your low shorts will slip
the object may well have been, to show Your butt like a fat plumber
but its all turned out for You to be a bit of a bummer!"
* Week 1 starts 6th Jan (31st Dec in 2019) and that tournaments up to Stuttgart start 5 or 6 days later than in 2019; as do tournaments from San Jose onwards.
* All Internationals will be 32 MD/24Q/16 D with the exception of Auckland (32Q) and Washington and Shenzhen (both 16Q).
I'm so glad fro tennis to be back, but I actually didn't get to watch too many of the matches live.
How was it for those who were able to dig into the planning and the execution? What did you guys see that makes you feel optimistic that we can have more tennis moving forward? Lessons to learn...