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singing to opponent:
"You ain't nothin' but a hound dog
cryin' all the time.
You ain't nothin' but a hound dog
cryin' all the time.
Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit
and you ain't no friend of mine."
 
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*Jelena Dokic practices her intimidation tactics on a tennis ball*

"you taw kin da me?"
 

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When Jelena Dokic tried to run towards the ball, she smacked her face into a window.
 
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To prove to her father that she is indeed not a lesbian, Jelena Dokic attempts to rebuke Amelie Mauresmo's advances by scaring her away.
 

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eat this
 

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"Kids Day" at the J&S Cup involved a game in which players tried to catch tennis balls with their mouths. However, Jelena Dokic was disqualified when she was caught cheating. Officials say she was inhaling quickly, thereby drawing the ball directly to her by using her mouth as a giant vacuum-cleaner.
 

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When Jelena Dokic tried to run towards the ball, she was stopped by a huge ventilator.
 

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with the first picture i'm a bit worried about jelena's headlights (nipples). on of them is low down while the other is way up high.
 

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"I'm sick of that ball! I want to eat it!!"
 
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