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Anastasia whispers in a harsh voice: If you fucking cry one more time while we play doubles, i will fucking whack you with my tennis racket, instead of the floor for once, GOT IT?? *grips kneck*
 

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"Now Bepa, if you are ready to go ahead with this, I will tear these nerve cells out of your spinal cord and you will be emotionally disconnected from all your actions. Just say the word and I'll do it."
 

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Nasty: See there? There's Sharapova.
Vera: I see her...
Nasty: We can't have her upstaging us all now, can we?
Vera: I guess not...
Nasty: I'll grab her arms, you get the legs...
 

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Levo. said:
Nasty: See there? There's Sharapova.
Vera: I see her...
Nasty: We can't have her upstaging us all now, can we?
Vera: I guess not...
Nasty: I'll grab her arms, you get the legs...
:lol:
 

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sharpeirob said:
Anastasia whispers in a harsh voice: If you fucking cry one more time while we play doubles, i will fucking whack you with my tennis racket, instead of the floor for once, GOT IT?? *grips kneck*
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
 

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-wokkel- said:
N: 'Do you see that stupid bitch over there?
B: 'You mean Justine?'
N: 'Yes. Smack her in the face with your fist right now..'
B: 'No. I don't do that.. :sad:'
N: 'Come on motherfucking crybaby.. HIT HER..'
Thats funny. :)
 

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Levo. said:
Nasty: See there? There's Sharapova.
Vera: I see her...
Nasty: We can't have her upstaging us all now, can we?
Vera: I guess not...
Nasty: I'll grab her arms, you get the legs...
That is also funny. :)
 

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controlfreak said:
"Now Bepa, if you are ready to go ahead with this, I will tear these nerve cells out of your spinal cord and you will be emotionally disconnected from all your actions. Just say the word and I'll do it."
:lol: :lol:
 

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nastya: look over there vera...
vera: oh a mirror!
nastya whispering: what a nice neck you have...
vera: pardon?
nastya: oh nothing...
vera: why is just me in the mirror?
nastya: oh take a closer look. i´m next to you.....(whispering) and i´m gonna eat from you...muhahaha
vera: what? oh jesus...what are you doing? oh no! no nastya! aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !%$§&%/$%&§"$!§"%&%
 

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Sveta´s Slave said:
nastya: look over there vera...
vera: oh a mirror!
nastya whispering: what a nice neck you have...
vera: pardon?
nastya: oh nothing...
vera: why is just me in the mirror?
nastya: oh take a closer look. i´m next to you.....(whispering) and i´m gonna eat from you...muhahaha
vera: what? oh jesus...what are you doing? oh no! no nastya! aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !%$§&%/$%&§"$!§"%&%
:bolt:
 

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Sveta´s Slave said:
nastya: look over there vera...
vera: oh a mirror!
nastya whispering: what a nice neck you have...
vera: pardon?
nastya: oh nothing...
vera: why is just me in the mirror?
nastya: oh take a closer look. i´m next to you.....(whispering) and i´m gonna eat from you...muhahaha
vera: what? oh jesus...what are you doing? oh no! no nastya! aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !%$§&%/$%&§"$!§"%&%
Although I'm a big fan, there is definately something Vampiresque about Nastya. :devil:
 
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