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'Is that, wait....... a victory Im smelling????'
 
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"Take this, chair umpire!"
'Um, Jen that's your index finger and not your middle finger.'
"Oh..."
 

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"So.. he like... kept droning on.. and on about the most STUPID $#*t over & F#%*ing over, so I shouted 'HEY RICHARD!' & when he turned around I blasted the ball STRAIGHT up his nose.... STRAIGHT UP HIS NOSE!!!"

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Mase said:
'Is that, wait....... a victory Im smelling????'
omg lol :p :p
 

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''sssshhh dont tell serena Im back in form and going to win the french open - I want it to be a surprise'' :p
 

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"Mind your own business - if I wanna eat six quarter pounders with cheese for breakfast then I'll damn well eat six quarter pounders with cheese for breakfast".
 

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"No I don't know how it got up there either, would you just call the $%@$#%# trainer?"
 

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"Let me figure out this.... ehhh the wind is blowing south-east, the court is situated north-south, when I am seving the wind will adrift the ball in .........that diection, witch means I have to take that into the consideration when I am serving, so when the racquet hits the ball in an angle of 33,5 and at a speed of ..............."

no this must be wrong. No such long sentences for JC.
 

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"What's that? You can't see my nipples? Watch what happens when I push this button!"
 
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cariosity said:
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"Take this, chair umpire!"
'Um, Jen that's your index finger and not your middle finger.'
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LMFAO :worship: :worship: :worship:

"past it?? fucking fuck u fucker! i only got one fucking slam less than Venus, fuck it!"
 

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Jen: Will you tell it to shut the fuck up!!!!!!!
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Jen: Just tell that fuckin bird up there to shut it's fuckin squawkin' trap when I'm serving or I'll break it's fuckin neck.
 

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Who's The Wise Guy Who Farted???
 

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