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"Listen here! If you don't clean your glasses I'm gonna bop you over the head with my racquet!"
 

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old lineswoman: kimmie, look at moi, look at moi, look at moiiiiiiiiiii. now i got one word to say to you kim. go back to cutting onions & tomatoes when you were injured, hehe.

kim: i'm gonna slap your ugly old prune face, bitch! with my racquet :lol:
 

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*raises her voice so the old linesman can hear her* "What kind of cookie you want me to bake for you?"
 

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"Do you want to be my bridesmaid?"
 

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Kimmie Looks at the lineswoman carefully: Gosh, that looks like Monica Seles....nooo...it cant be, no, it is....yes, hi monica! Good to see that you're still participating. Now, just make sure you call them my way....theres a bunch of gingersnaps in the cards if you're lucky

Monica aka old lineswoman: Oooook.
 

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Kimmie Looks at the lineswoman carefully: Gosh, that looks like Monica Seles....nooo...it cant be, no, it is....yes, hi monica! Good to see that you're still participating. Now, just make sure you call them my way....theres a bunch of gingersnaps in the cards if you're lucky

Monica aka old lineswoman: Oooook.
 
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Kimmie Looks at the lineswoman carefully: Gosh, that looks like Monica Seles....nooo...it cant be, no, it is....yes, hi monica! Good to see that you're still participating. Now, just make sure you call them my way....theres a bunch of gingersnaps in the cards if you're lucky

Monica aka old lineswoman: Oooook.
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Standing in front of a mirror: "Is my make-up still good?"
 

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Kim: "Brian... is that you?!"
 

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Kim thinking "Hmmm, i think i have a chance to break her glasses so she can't cheat."
 

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Lineswoman to Kim: "It's taken you so long to retire, I need a face lift" :devil:

(wish Kim had done it the Rusedski way - who won a deciding doubles for Britain the DC yesterday and then announced his retirement, no fanfare, no fuss, just thanks and goodbye).
 
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