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GENERAL MESSAGES, Wtaworld -- Humour which once lurked in a few parts of General Messages has been found dead and dismembered in a deleted thread, a newspaper is reporting today. Known under several aliases, Humour/humeur/humorismo failed to return back to the board after taking a hiatus when famed champion Alexandra Stevenson stopped competing. It was expected to return on April 1st as was its custom but board members were surprised and more than a little concerned when, by midday humour had not made an appearance. The police say there were suspicious circumstances surrounding its death. Just a day before its remains were discovered some board members were seen arguing in a stilted and uninteresting fashion. Seeing this, humour is theorised to have slit its own throat and jumped into a nearby wheat thresher. An autopsy will be performed to confirm this. Shredded pieces of paper found near the body parts, presumably from a suicide note, suggest suggest a certain virgin Maria was a motivating factor.

Humour is survived by its siblings jealousy, irrationality and hostility, all of whom are alive and well.



 

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But Pratt still lives!
 

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:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::aparty:
 

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viggen said:
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GENERAL MESSAGES, Wtaworld -- Humour which once lurked in a few parts of General Messages has been found dead and dismembered in a deleted thread, a newspaper is reporting today. Known under several aliases, Humour/humeur/humorismo failed to return back to the board after taking a hiatus when famed champion Alexandra Stevenson stopped competing. It was expected to return on April 1st as was its custom but board members were surprised and more than a little concerned when, by midday humour had not made an appearance. The police say there were suspicious circumstances surrounding its death. Just a day before its remains were discovered some board members were seen arguing in a stilted and uninteresting fashion. Seeing this, humour is theorised to have slit its own throat and jumped into a nearby wheat thresher. An autopsy will be performed to confirm this. Shredded pieces of paper found near the body parts, presumably from a suicide note, suggest suggest a certain virgin Maria was a motivating factor.

Humour is survived by its siblings jealousy, irrationality and hostility, all of whom are alive and well.



:worship: :worship: :worship: Great post.
 

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viggen said:
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GENERAL MESSAGES, Wtaworld -- Humour which once lurked in a few parts of General Messages has been found dead and dismembered in a deleted thread, a newspaper is reporting today. Known under several aliases, Humour/humeur/humorismo failed to return back to the board after taking a hiatus when famed champion Alexandra Stevenson stopped competing. It was expected to return on April 1st as was its custom but board members were surprised and more than a little concerned when, by midday humour had not made an appearance. The police say there were suspicious circumstances surrounding its death. Just a day before its remains were discovered some board members were seen arguing in a stilted and uninteresting fashion. Seeing this, humour is theorised to have slit its own throat and jumped into a nearby wheat thresher. An autopsy will be performed to confirm this. Shredded pieces of paper found near the body parts, presumably from a suicide note, suggest suggest a certain virgin Maria was a motivating factor.

Humour is survived by its siblings jealousy, irrationality and hostility, all of whom are alive and well.


Nice V-cash total, Viggen.





(That's supposed to be humorous!)


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:lol: You are so right viggen, I love this site, but the lack of humour (because its stamped out by trolls of all colours and sizes) has always bothered me...... :lol:
 

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fifiricci said:
:lol: You are so right viggen, I love this site, but the lack of humour (because its stamped out by trolls of all colours and sizes) has always bothered me...... :lol:
What's the matter fifi, not the top troll anymore? ;)
 

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:)

The problem is that whenever someone tries to produce something
"funny" at GM, especially when created by a poster who was never
witty in the first place.

The best stuff is the totally unintentionally funny threads!
 

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Greenout said:
:)

The problem is that whenever someone tries to produce something
"funny" at GM, especially when created by a poster who was never
witty in the first place.

The best stuff is the totally unintentionally funny threads!
Well that gets you out of the equasion then! ;)
 

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fifiricci said:
Well that gets you out of the equasion then! ;)
Shut up Bitch!


This is a good example of being unintentionally funny! :)
 

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fifiricci said:
In your dreams!

Oh hang on, I withdraw that thought ............. ;)
Most of your thoughts are. :p
 
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