I've been thinking about this for a while now. It seems like this year has been a real downer.
Kim Clisters, the tour's #1 player has sleepily and methodically won almost every tournament, except for the four that matter most, where she delivered unspectacular, choke job performances. One of the game's biggest stars Venus Williams once again failed to win a slam and has hardly played at all. A former dynamic #1 Hingis, walked away from the game at a premature age due as much to lack of interest as to her injuries. Serena is being tempted away from tennis by a career of B-grade sitcoms and Hollywood parties with Puff Daddy. The game's biggest draw Kournikova has also left the tour, cementing her transition from legitimate tennis player to Exho Queen and cutout cover girl for cheesy men's magazines. Meanwhile the nearly universally respected Monica Seles actually wants to play (she might be the only one!), but can't due to her never ending injury struggles. Davenport is getting even slower on court than she was before and is on a downward slide into retirement. Players that began the year as the next big thing, Hantuchova, Bovina, and Danilidou have been reduced to cowering midgets that other players hope to see in their part of the draw. Uber babe Dokic is playing like a lost soul and washed up veteran at age 21. Mauresmo, who hasn't done anything of interest in recent memory, is somehow taking up a spot in the top 10. A solid Top 30 player, Tatiana Panova, dropped off the tour due to chronic paranoia. As if it wasn't enough that my longtime fave Schnyder has (until this week) had a dismal year of on-court results, she's also gotten engaged to a convicted thief and recently went on national TV to accuse her own parents of being "The Taliban." Poor Casanova is on an Ethiopan 800 calorie diet and she's STILL 50 pounds overweight. Meanwhile poor Dani can't gain weight even by eating all the leftover pizza that Casanova is leaving for her in the fridge. The most famous match of year (Henin d Serena at RG) was marred by allegations of bad sportsmanship from both sides and a lingering sense of bitterness. Old timers like Pierce, Martinez, Coetzer continue to hang around despite long ago having qualified themselves for the dubious moniker "Grand Dames." Myskina and Shaughnessy have been stranded in a grind of mediocrity. Alexandra Stevenson - does anything even need to be said? Newcomers like Harkleroad and Sharapova haven't made much of an impact. Almost the entire tour is underperforming. I could go on and on...
Jesus Howard Christ! Has this been a good year for anybody?? I can't wait for it to be over! It's almost enough to make me start following MEN'S TENNIS!

Kim Clisters, the tour's #1 player has sleepily and methodically won almost every tournament, except for the four that matter most, where she delivered unspectacular, choke job performances. One of the game's biggest stars Venus Williams once again failed to win a slam and has hardly played at all. A former dynamic #1 Hingis, walked away from the game at a premature age due as much to lack of interest as to her injuries. Serena is being tempted away from tennis by a career of B-grade sitcoms and Hollywood parties with Puff Daddy. The game's biggest draw Kournikova has also left the tour, cementing her transition from legitimate tennis player to Exho Queen and cutout cover girl for cheesy men's magazines. Meanwhile the nearly universally respected Monica Seles actually wants to play (she might be the only one!), but can't due to her never ending injury struggles. Davenport is getting even slower on court than she was before and is on a downward slide into retirement. Players that began the year as the next big thing, Hantuchova, Bovina, and Danilidou have been reduced to cowering midgets that other players hope to see in their part of the draw. Uber babe Dokic is playing like a lost soul and washed up veteran at age 21. Mauresmo, who hasn't done anything of interest in recent memory, is somehow taking up a spot in the top 10. A solid Top 30 player, Tatiana Panova, dropped off the tour due to chronic paranoia. As if it wasn't enough that my longtime fave Schnyder has (until this week) had a dismal year of on-court results, she's also gotten engaged to a convicted thief and recently went on national TV to accuse her own parents of being "The Taliban." Poor Casanova is on an Ethiopan 800 calorie diet and she's STILL 50 pounds overweight. Meanwhile poor Dani can't gain weight even by eating all the leftover pizza that Casanova is leaving for her in the fridge. The most famous match of year (Henin d Serena at RG) was marred by allegations of bad sportsmanship from both sides and a lingering sense of bitterness. Old timers like Pierce, Martinez, Coetzer continue to hang around despite long ago having qualified themselves for the dubious moniker "Grand Dames." Myskina and Shaughnessy have been stranded in a grind of mediocrity. Alexandra Stevenson - does anything even need to be said? Newcomers like Harkleroad and Sharapova haven't made much of an impact. Almost the entire tour is underperforming. I could go on and on...
Jesus Howard Christ! Has this been a good year for anybody?? I can't wait for it to be over! It's almost enough to make me start following MEN'S TENNIS!