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WNA Agency - 16 Feb '02 -----

HASTA LA VISTA BABY - ARNIE CANT HAVE KIDS

Arnold Schwarzenegger, star of blockbuster films End of Days and Kindergarten Cop, cannot have children according to Austrian doctors. The actor, famous for the catchphrases "I'll be back", "They're horrible", "Hasta la vista baby", "Dickwad, affirmative" and "Your foster parents have been killed", stated that after filming Junior, the film about a man who becomes pregnant, that he had his stomach removed and replaced with an artificial womb in order to have children. Professor Hans Horrhaus of Graz Medical Centre who headed the research, dubbed the Operation Arnie" mission, said "After five years of trying and seven billion euros investment by the Austrian government, we have found no new avenues in the research of male pregnancy. IVF was used many-a-time, but unfortunately failed. We have also reluctantly decided to end other government funded research into cross breeding humans with whelks".

The ex-Mr Universe will have his stomach put back in place later this year, and is reportedly gutted with the heart-breaking news.
 

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what a crazy thread... :rolleyes:

hehe!
 
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