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Back in the 80's Billie Jean King had a hot body and could still play tennis! Fast forward 20 years and Billie manages a tennis team and the only court we see her on these days in the food court at the mall! Billie Jean's top secret third album may be under wraps, but we got yet another sneak peak of a great new song featured on the album - "I think I'm a ton now" which borrows heavily from the Tiffany song from 1987 titled "I think we're alone now" from which Tiffany borrowed from Richie Cordell, who wrote the song back in the 60's...Anyway...here is the great new song!

"I think I'm a ton now"

Children Behave
That's what I say to the Capster
But what would they say? If they knew how I loved her
And so I'm...

Walking just as fast as I can
Munching on a Honey Baked Ham
Trying to get a bite into the night
And then I put my mouth around it, and I tumble to the ground and then I say

I think I'm a ton now, doesn't seem to be any slim-fast around
I think I'm a ton now, squishing of my thighs is a horrid sound

Look at the way-
I put away that 4 pound tuna
Cuz what would they say
if they ever knew and so I'm

Walking just as fast as I can
Noshing on a Honey Baked Ham
Trying to get a bite, in middle of the night
And then I put my mouth around it and I tumble to the ground and then I say

I think I'm a ton now
Doesnt seem to be any slim fast around...
I think I'm a ton now
Eating of my meals is the only sound...


Chorus repeat til end


BIllie Jean won this crown for spending the most money during a single visit to the Burger King!
 

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u do it yet again keith :worship:
pure genius :worship:
i think i love you :hearts:
rotflmfao!!!!!
 

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Your too good:) :worship:
 

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Too funny Keith!!! :)
 

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LOL Keith
 

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:worship: wow keith. thanks for the preview. can't wait for the 3rd album to hit the shops........

meanwhile, i have news of another remix hitting the decks in the next couple of hours.....

stay tuned to radio bjk
 
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u do it yet again keith :worship:
pure genius :worship:
i think i love you :hearts:
rotflmfao!!!!!

Thanks abby! I know BJK really puts her heart into her work and she loves when people are happy with her. And she kills those that are not.
 

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Keith! You've unveiled my latest song even though I expressly asked you not to. Or did I ask you to get me another Big Mac meal instead? Anyway, I wanted to keep this one secret to see how I could keep my public hanging on. Still, it's in the open now, so they can all appreciate it.

I'm really pleased to see that so many people take such great delight in my records. I was a bit unsure if I could be as much of a star in the charts as I am in women's tennis, but I should never have doubted myself. I'm a diva!

Just you guys all wait until the latest range of BJK merchandise hits the shops. And I cannot forget that I'm currently in talks to do a deal with Burger King for a special BillieJeanKinger (zinger) burger. I figure if they give me a few free, it might get me through a night. And as for the dolls and t-shirts, I'm gonna be the biggest thing since Britney. Or Rosie Casals.
 
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