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50th Aniversary

Two elderly lovers were celebrating their 50th anniversary, with a friend at the bar.

The friend suggests they return to the little town where they first met. "I'll drive you" he offers, "you guys are always talking about the place, it would be nice to go back and visit". So off they go.

They sat in a small coffee shop in the town and were telling the friend about their love for each other and how they met at this same spot.

The friend smiled as the old couple spoke.

One old boy turns to his lover and says, "Remember the first time we made love, it was up in that field across the road, when I put you against the fence. Why don't we do it again for old times sake?"

His lover giggled like crazy and said, "Sure, why not."

So they went out the door and across to the field. The friend smiled to himself, thinking how romantic this was and decided he better keep an eye on the couple so they didn't run into any harm. The old couple walked to the field and as they approached the fence they began to undress. One old man picked up his lover when they were naked and leaned him against the fence. The friend was watching from the bushes and was surprised at what he saw. With the vitality of youth, one old boy bounced up and down excitedly, while the other lover thrashed around like a wild man, then they both fell to the ground in exhaustion.

Eventually, they stood up, shook themselves, and got dressed.

As they walked back towards the road, the friend stepped from his hiding spot and said, "That is the most wonderful love making I have ever seen. You must have been a wild couple when you were young."

"Not really," said one old man, "when we were young, that fence wasn't electric."
 

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Cruising Friends

Three friends -- two straight guys and a gay guy -- and their significant others were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and next thing you know, they're standing before St. Peter.

First came one of the straight guys and his wife. St. Peter shook his head sadly. "I can't let you in. You loved money too much. You loved it so much, you even married a woman named Penny."

Then came the second straight guy. "Sorry, can't let you in, either. You loved food too much. You loved to eat so much, you even married a woman named Candy!"

The gay guy turned to his boyfriend and whispered nervously, "It doesn't look good, Dick."
 
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