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Re: ♥ The Chak Fans Chat Thread V.4 ♥ Angelika CareBear is the Queen of Tennis ♥

Kerber Counter



A shameless spammer. Massive Angie Kerbabe stan <3 The muppet changes his username every fucking 3 months. He is known for supporting some massive headcases and underachievers, like Mugslava, Byethel and Muglyuchenkova. These are basically scrubs now thanks to the curse he brought to them by supporting them. Chakvetadze retired after he joined the forum. Are you fucking kidding me? This guys is basically a walking curse. He is extremely obsessed with some Turkish actresses and loves to watch anime. He LOVES anime and always spams anime music and they are great of course. He listens to symphonic metal and Japanese anime music mostly. He has a voice uglier than Junkovic's. True story. Just ewwww. He looks like Luis Suarez a bit but he doesn't bite as far as I know. Well, actually that's not true. He did bite someone extremely hard once when he was 5 but that kid didn't die so it's all good. Not to mention he is a massive Floor Jansen and Charlotte Wessels fan. He also loves basketball and his fav player in that sport is Kevin Durant. Kerber Counter loves to fight with chingching sometimes and expose Ariana Grande as massive fraud. He also tends to agree alot with Chris <3 because Chris has a brain and great taste in music and women unlike chingmug.

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Ben stans for Elina Shitolina and Bojo Slutwhateverviski and both of them are massive sluts especially Bojo. Ben is an utter weirdo sometimes. He likes to post random things without any explanation out of nowhere. It's some sort of trademark shit. Like "Bojo :hearts:, Slutolina :hearts:, Some irrelevant scrub :hearts:" and without any explanation really. Bitch can get on your nerves sometimes but it's ok. Ben is adorable in his own way. He loves a metal singer called Rocket Queen on youtube and he stans for Elize Ryd. Both are nobodies but they are not bad. His taste in women is good unlike chingy but that's not saying much to be honest. JK. Ben has a good taste in women and in music I would say. Ben's taste in music is great as well and the closest to mine.

Cristian Gulldén




Chris is a Simona, Hewitt, Kim and Hingis stan but he also supports utter mugs with ugly ass Forehands like Ernie Mugbis. Chris is an expert troll on MTF and funny at the same time. He had a great trolling career but unfortunately he has declined like Mugbis's irrelevant ass career or like Dull's hair. He stans for the Queen B, Regina George. I mean Rachel Mcadams. She is one of the most talented actress. He also stans for Noami Watts. Another beauty. Oh and he likes to prev on random actress who wears glasses. I forgot her name. Whatever *I don't know her* Anyhow, fair to say that his taste in music is great. I mean of course it is good, you assholes!!! He already said he likes Floor fucking Jansen!!! which automatically makes your music taste taste better than Scarlett Johansson's tits. However, his fav is Tarja (A Finish bitch that got dumped by Nightwish lmao) and probably every pretty chick that sings like that Finish stick. Tarja has passed her peak and will never win a slam. She has been the Junkovic of metal music. NeKo's football taste is also good. We used to jerk off over Suarez's sick goals before he went to the utter frauds that is Barcelona. It's a shame. NeKo is attracted to every good-looking Scandinavian girl.

Potapovushina



Géraldine is a sweetheart from France and the most likeable person in this chat thread. :hearts: Of course she is the nicest you muppets, she is the only women here after all. She loves tennis so much and probably knows the whole top 1000 players and all their mothers. :hearts: Like poor me, she supports many players with the worst luck. :tears: Bad luck for Géraldine but she is still strong and watches tennis as much as before thanks to some rising stars she supports like Potapovushina.

Tecumseh



Heiko is quite knowledgeable man about tennis and one could learn a lot from him. He used to play tennis at high level but sadly suffered from an injury which forced him to stop playing. Always posts valuable posts which is great to see. He shares with me great taste in tennis of course. Sadly, he loves Mona Byethal too much so he has to suffer as a fan like me.

chingching



Chingy is a trouble maker sometimes which results in getting his ass banned. He used to get angry fast and go bat shit crazy on your ass. Therefore, never miss with chingy. He can bait back harder than you imagine and that stuff hurt. chingy is an obsessed stan of an Estonian scrub rising star player called Anett Whatever. 80% of the posts in her threads are from chingy. Most of her threads are created by chingy. One would think chingy is Anett herself sometimes. This shit is just unreal. Anyhow, Is chingy he or she? That's chingy's biggest mystery. Everyone thought chingy is a she because of the bitchy attitude in her old days but that's simply not enough evidence to say chingy is a she with 100% certainty. chingy is a he I believe since he has to be a lesbain in order obsess over Anett to that extent and I don't think chingmug is a lesbian. Chingy almost never showed interest in guys so chingy must be a straight male. Take my word for it. Chingching tends to fight with everyone who can breath on this earth.

Power Shot



The Ultimate thread starter, ladies and gentlemen. Some TFers get pressed over that and it's quite funny. Keep them pressed, Power Shot!!! Keep all these muppets pressed. Power Shot posses great timing and natural talent of opening threads ; there is literally zero chance you beat him in that. Power Shot is a Shitra Quitova fan. Good taste in tennis in general I would say.
 

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Re: ♥ The Chak Fans Chat Thread V.5 ♥ Say Yess For Anti-Chingmug Agenda <3

This deserves to be quoted :x

I'm gonna make a confession about my internet router and about my wifi password. :eek:h:

My router's wifi name is MichelleWilliams.








Michelle is definitely one of my favorite women in acting. I love her voice especially, it is so calm and innocent.


And my wifi password is RachelMcAdams :eek:h:






Sorry for ruining the page's size. It was worth it.
 

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Re: ♥ The Chak Fans Chat Thread V.5 ♥ Say Yess For Anti-Chingmug Agenda <3

Or even more probably up Nguyen's ass :laugh2:
:happy:

So true.

Genie looks so great in that outfit. :D
Indeed. More attractive on a basketball court :laugh2:

@Kerber Counter I heard KD may join the Warriors.
No way. :lol: He has dignity :lol:

She is great :cheer:
I have that song on my playlist already.
 

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Re: ♥ The Chak Fans Chat Thread V.5 ♥ Say Yess For Anti-Chingmug Agenda <3

You should have updated the profiles Ahmed :lol:
 

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Wtf Anti Ching-mug agenda :haha: OMG I never thought of spamming GM with me own name: Sassy Slut Ching-GOAT Troll :inlove:
 

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BTW since when he I had bad taste in women :tape: Have you not seen Mynx's latest Instagram :facepalm:
 

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New Volume :cheer:

Isn't the Anti Chingmug agenda basically comprised of PatsyStoned though :shrug:
 

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For those who haven't seen Trizap's Sharapova poetry :rolls: (that got her banned)

She is Queen's Pigeon indeed. Wrote a Poem about it BEFORE the MATCH. Here it Goes!>:)

Serena's Aussie Open Tales--Chapter 5-Quarterfinals--Maria Sharapova aka Pigeon Pova

"The Bird Cage"

Everytime that Pigeon tries
To Escape her fate and fly
Snatch her azz out of the sky
Make her pay for every lie

Don't you let that caged bird sing
Trim Her Claws and Clip her wings
Remember her nasty verbal zings
Make her bow before you Queen

She's always talking pigeon shit
Passive Agressive Subtile hits
Pimp her azz like She's your trick
Make her eat her pigeon shit

Keep her in that pigeon coop
Everlasting losing loop
And just when she starts to regroup
Make her choke off pigeon poop

Don't let pigeon out her pin
Let her know she'll never win
And when the screeching begins
Slam that bird cage door again
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New Volume :cheer:

Isn't the Anti Chingmug agenda basically comprised of PatsyStoned though :shrug:
Don't you have other mental illnesses to be mocking?
 

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Don't you have other mental illnesses to be mocking?
First off, who said anything about mocking. That was a stab in the dark.

And I'm happy to leave that behind if you are. I shouldn't have said something like that.
 

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Don't you have other mental illnesses to be mocking?
First off, who said anything about mocking. That was a stab in the dark.

And I'm happy to leave that behind if you are. I shouldn't have said something like that.


chingmug feuding with someone already. #NID #AntiChingmugAgenda
 

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But seriously, no need for insults. I'm tired. Gonna have some rest now. Good night you all.
 

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Was looking back at the previous volume, some funny funny stuff

Elina is using my photos on her tweeter. Im so exciting right now :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts:



the ending of this video, did he used to know her :lol:
:lol: Tursunov


chingching is such a sweet poster.
But to be honest this makes me adore her even more. :angel: She is so lovely.

As you can see from this thread, I wasn't really a postwhore.
You may open a new thread if you like.

Your not a postwhore Setsuna. :sad:


The days before Gerrichka posted here. Thread for Kolb sisters and Kasatkina just opened :bigclap:

 

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:surprise: this might her best song yet



the last minute is gooood

:hearts: grimmie does selena gomez, she does ariana as well but im not posting that
 
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