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post #211 of 223 (permalink) Old Apr 11th, 2009, 01:38 AM
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I reckon she's got some blackmail material on DoctorG - it's the only explanation.

Normally I'd be crying out for an investigation but after my performance in this leg, I want in on it .
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Funny you should mention that. I was going to send you a rose for every year of your life but, well ... EDITED FOR MY OWN PERSONAL SAFETY.

So onto plan B.

I'm sending The Crow via DHL instead - the gift wrapping is almost complete, I just need to figure out where to stick the bow.
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I think I've lost every match in both singles and doubles, fed cup, and other tournaments as well.

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I think I've lost every match in both singles and doubles, fed cup, and other tournaments as well.
It's OK, KC. I'm sure things will get better.

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Funny you should mention that. I was going to send you a rose for every year of your life but, well ... EDITED FOR MY OWN PERSONAL SAFETY.

So onto plan B.

I'm sending The Crow via DHL instead - the gift wrapping is almost complete, I just need to figure out where to stick the bow.
I like roses. But I see a problem since you don't know how many years there are.

Is The Crow on a way already? I heard DHL is not very reliable over here. Wouldn't want him to get lost in transit. He is our main competitor in doubles after all. Oh, and did you figure out the bow part? It's obviously important.

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DHL was too expensive so I've arranged for him to be shipped as Clijsters' excess baggage when she heads to the US to play her comeback tournament.

I'm not sure which ship she's coming on - I requested the Titanic but they told me it was unavailable.

So you might have to wait a bit for him to arrive though I'm sure it'll be worth it for you when you get to unwrapping and discovering the strategic placement of the bow.
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I can't believe you are so cheap!!

Clijsters probably won't be in US before August, which is way too late. Can you still get it changed and get The Crow off the ship? Perhaps you can put him on a diet and ship him through the regular mail? The more weight he loses, the cheaper the shipping costs will be, obviously.
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I think we can all see through your plan to sabotage the lean, mean doubles machine that is The Crow.

More importantly, I can't send him by mail. Where would I stick the postage stamp ?

You'll have to move your birthday. It's the only solution.
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I do not have such a plan. I would never sabotage The Crow.

I could think of a place for the stamp.

Moving my birth date and month is out of question. Only thing I'm willing to do is change my year to a more recent one. So you need to come up with another solution. Use your creativity.
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I could think of a place for the stamp.
Eh!

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Oh, nothing inappropriate. Don't worry. I can't vouch for Kart's bow location, though.
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Moving my birth date and month is out of question. Only thing I'm willing to do is change my year to a more recent one. So you need to come up with another solution. Use your creativity.
I've already been creative with my gift. If you had told me how old you are, I could have chopped down a few fields of roses to try and get a tenth of the actual number and we could have avoided this gift wrapped Crow drama.

BTW did I mention the six week quarantine before he's allowed on land ?

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Oh, nothing inappropriate. Don't worry.
Believe that and you'll believe anything .

For the record, Kuilli, I tied the bow around his, er, finger.

For some reason he kept raising the middle one at me so I guess that's where he wanted it .
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If you had told me how old you are, I could have chopped down a few fields of roses to try and get a tenth of the actual number and we could have avoided this gift wrapped Crow drama.
I can't have you making fun of my young age also. Geewhiz already does that.

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BTW did I mention the six week quarantine before he's allowed on land ?
That's a shame. Then I definitely won't be around to receive my present.
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Thanks Doc! I'm pleased to see that I am improving little by little...Cheers All! :-)

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