the conniving, scheming & egoistic Martina...
pfft @ her
I mean she's seriously trying to break a record by being the first unranked woman to win a grand slam next year. I dont think it's fair to the rest of the tour
A single flow'r he sent me, since we met./All tenderly his messenger he chose;
Deep-hearted, pure, with scented dew still wet - One perfect rose.
I knew the language of the floweret;/'My fragile leaves,' it said, 'his heart enclose.'
Love long has taken for his amulet/One perfect rose.
Why is it no one ever sent me yet/One perfect limousine, do you suppose?
Ah no, it's always just my luck to get/One perfect rose.