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My Theory to why Jen loses. AND what she can do to stop it.

I wrote this on marks board, but I thought I would share because I'm very proud of myself for coming up with this theory.

This is going to be very weird. But it keeps happening, and it ruins my weekend .

Every time Chelsea lose, so does Jen. Now this is either because:
1) Ken Bates is controlling Jen somehow.
2) They both wear BULE at the moment.

Sat May 11 - Aston Villa: 1 - 3
Sat May 11 - Justine Henin: 7-5 2-6 1-6

Sat April 20 - Manchester Uniter: 0 - 3
Sat April 20 - Patty Schynder: 3-6 3-6

Sat March 2 - Charlton Athletic: 1 - 2
Sat March 3 - Serena Williams: 2-6 6-4 4-5

Therefore - Jen shouldn't lose a match between now and the start of the Premiership season which is in August.

TA DA! Don't you all feel like that wasn't a waste of time.

and where they produce desolation, they call it peace
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ooh that is actually quite scary I would never have worked out something like that
But the thought that the new season doesn't start till August is good

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n that means Jenn's season can only start in August???
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emmm..
i know shit about football, but didnt they lost to our team,
Hapoel Tel-Aviv?

Cogito, ergo sum.
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n that means Jenn's season can only start in August???
no, zhao, jen will win everything until august. the theory says so. I won't be sad at all... on the contrary...
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Yeah, Chelsea lost to Hapoel in the UEFA cup this season...oh did I laugh! Interesting theory, VBN. I'm one of those who looks at superstitions and it's nice to see that there is some explanation. To remedy this, any chance of Ken Bates wearing the blue dress?!

Anyway, I thought that this weekend just gone I might get one sporting result to go my way, but Jennifer lost, Lancashire lost and United drew, which was the best of them, so hopefully I have some decent results in reserve, and if so, I would like to donate them to Jennifer, cos my football year has been cack and I need some salvation. A win at Wimbledon would be sufficient.

If Ken Bates is controlling Jen, any chance he's getting paid to do it by BJK, or is that part of another thread?
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So if I understand correctly, Jen has to either stop wearing blue, or we have to take this Ken dude out. Since she seems pretty attached to the teletubby outfit ( ), looks like a smackdown for Ken...
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no, zhao, jen will win everything until august. the theory says so. I won't be sad at all... on the contrary...
ohh ic
i better go back to my prayers now
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I'll warn you. Ken Bates is *really* scary.


and where they produce desolation, they call it peace
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OMG VBN
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ARGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuun tis Ken Bates! Evil man


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Oh THANK GOD!! I thought her losses were more related to the role of neutrinos in stellar evolution, in conjunction with the dynamics of core-collapse supernovae, neutron stars, and the early Universe and the area of r-process nucleosynthesis, and constraints on neutrino properties from astrophysical observations.

Whew! Now I can quit tracking that bullshit.
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Right. Now let's go get Ken!!!!!!!!!!
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by cappy happy
[B]Oh THANK GOD!! I thought her losses were more related to the role of neutrinos in stellar evolution, in conjunction with the dynamics of core-collapse supernovae, neutron stars, and the early Universe and the area of r-process nucleosynthesis, and constraints on neutrino properties from astrophysical observations.
LOL!!!
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