Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Florida with my baguette
Special Offer for all Denners - The Jen Health Policy
I am writing to let you know of a business idea I'm implementing with all you in mind. It's something I've been thinking of for some time now and having just watched Jen play her 3rd round, I feel the time is right to unveil my idea.
I am offering you all a unique Health Policy that will cover you against all the illnesses watching a Jen match is likely to inflict upon you. We will specialise in stomach ailments and cardiac problems, aiming to reduce them and in the instance of a flare-up, offer you enough Pepto-Bismol to sink a battleship or a new heart, whichever you require. Cosmetically, we will assist the re-growth of fingernails chewed off during tense service games and re-colour hair that has gone white or grey/gray. If need be, hair that may have been torn out in frustration as another double fault lands yards from the service line, can also be transplanted.
This introductory offer will not be available for ever so grab it while you can. After all, she's back on court in 2 days time. And I need the recovery time.
Guys, I love our girl, but could she please be nice to us and just make it easy once or twice? This is how I celebrate a win though - never satisfied, huh?
PS. Well done Jen.
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