Here's my favourite Chris-and-her-men story from "Ladies Of The Court":
'At a party, when asked to compare Jimmy Connors and Vitas Gerulaitis, Chris picked up a soda bottle that had a straw in it. She held the straw in one hand and the bottle in th other. "This is Jimmy" she said, "This is Vitas". (I'll leave it to Jimmy and Vitas to guess who was the straw and who was the bottle.)'
(My instinct told me that Vitas was the straw, by the way!)