Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Under Carlos Moya
A couple more saints:
Saint Linda Siegel, Patron Saint of unintentional flashers
Saint Betty Ann, Patron Saint of the often married
Saint Sue Barker, Martyr to injuries sustained through animals
Saint Marianna Simionescu, patron saint of all chain smoking tennis players and players whose partners are much better than they are.
Saint Anna K., protector of all those who believe it is less important to play well than look good (and do)
Saint Andrea Temesvari, protector of all those who believe it is less important to play well than look good (but don't).
Saint Hana, patron of all players who can never quite decide what they are going to do with the ball or why.
Saint Gabriela for, perpetual semifinalists
Any of the Saints Maleeva, for perpetual quarterfinalists
Saint Venus (or Saint Barbara Jordan, depending on the particular sect), for players whose sibling is better than they are.
Saint Martina the Elder, for those who play for acceptance.
Saint Billie Jean, for those who play for status.
Saint Evonne, for those who play for pleasure.
Saint Margaret, for those who play for money.
Last edited by Andy T; Aug 25th, 2004 at 07:13 PM.