I finally hit the jackpot!!!!!!!!!!!! Yay Me!!!!!
You all should have been nicer to me. I just got an email from a gentleman from Benin who has paid for me to get 2.5 million dollars in cash.
And before you scoff, it's legit because it's being delivered by the FedEX company Benin Republic. FedEX is a reputable company and they wouldn't be involved in anything underhanded. They even gave me a phone number to call to verify everything.
All I have to do is send them my full name, my current mailing address, my telephone number, a copy of my ID card, my checking account information and $105.00 for insurance.
I'm getting ready to send it off now so those of you who weren't nice won't get a dime of my millions.
I'm rich and you're not. Nyah, nyah, nyah nyah, nyah! Some of us just have great luck in life.
The man that hath no music in himself, nor is not moved with concord of sweet sounds is fit for treasons, stratagems and spoils. The motions of his spirit are dull as night and his affections dark as Erebus. Let no such man be trusted. Shakespeare
Some say that youth is wasted on the young. I disagree. I think that wisdom is wasted on the old. All you can do is give it away and the ones that need it want no part of it. Especially those you are closest to. Raymond Reddington