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Stupid Joke Of The Day 2019

Jan 1

What's a cow's favorite day of the year?



























Moo Year's Day
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I'd like to make a joke about sodium, but Na...
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A book just fell on my head.

I've only got myshelf to blame.
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Are others welcome to post stupid jokes or is this a one-joke-a-day from Super Dave thread?

all my favorites suck
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Are others welcome to post stupid jokes or is this a one-joke-a-day from Super Dave thread?
All are welcome

I'll just have one stupid one a day from my stupid page-a-day calendar on my stupid desk
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Have you heard about the new pirate movie coming out???
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It's rated AAAAARRRRRRRR!

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Super Dave dad jokes
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These Dad Jokes make me wanna put on a pair of Mom Jeans.
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I don't even understand this one:

What do you call the soft tissue between a shark's teeth?
































The slow swimmer.

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I don't even understand this one:

What do you call the soft tissue between a shark's teeth?
































The slow swimmer.

Was this calendar a Christmas gift from one of your sons ?

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Was this calendar a Christmas gift from one of your sons ?
I bought it; I was going to give it to someone else but then I got her something else. It was 5 bucks so I just kept it for work.
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I'll do the weekend's jokes since I won't be at work:

Jan 5

What has four wheels and flies?































A garbage truck
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Jan 6

I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.


I have a complex complex complex.

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I don't even understand this one:

What do you call the soft tissue between a shark's teeth?

The slow swimmer.


that's simple actually. If you're too slow the shark will make you it's dinner (soft tissue between the shark's teeth)

btw you can put the punchline to the jokes in [spoiler] tags.
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