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post #61 of 69 (permalink) Old Feb 11th, 2019, 05:43 PM Thread Starter
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That's too subtle for me...

Is it because you don't? Or does the "..." stand for "censored"?
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I had a neck brace fitted years ago. I haven't looked back since.
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How does Jesus make tea?

Hebrews it.
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How does Jesus make tea?

Hebrews it.

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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.
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I just got hit by a rental car.

It Hertz.
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Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market.
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What if there were no hypothetical questions?
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Why did the Clydesdale give the Thoroughbred a glass of water?

 
He was hoarse.
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