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post #31 of 69 (permalink) Old Jan 13th, 2019, 01:14 AM
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Dayana Yastremska, Félix Auger-Aliassime, Fedex, The Stanimal, Naomi Osaka, The Dog Dolgopolov, Petr Korda, The Borg, Ana Ivanovic

and, of course, her majesty, la reine
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Timmy: I'm Hungary.

Mum: Why don't you Czech the fridge?

Timmy: OK I'm Russian to the kitchen.

Mum: Hmmm.. may be you'll find some Turkey.

Timmy: Yeah but its all covered in Greece. yuck!

Mum: There is Norway you can eat that, but you can have the Chile instead.

Timmy: Oman!

Mum: Yemen!

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Champion of Toronto
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I'm terrified of elevators.

I'm taking steps to avoid them.
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What travels around the world, but stays in one corner?

 
A stamp.
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A courtroom artist was arrested today for an unknown reason...details are sketchy.
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What did one hat say to another?

"You stay there, I'll go on a head."
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Which months have 28 days?

 
All of them.
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What did one hat say to another?

"You stay there, I'll go on a head."
What did the tie say to the hat? "You go on a head, I'll hang around."




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What did the 0 say to the 8?

"Nice belt!"
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On the other hand,
you have five different fingers.
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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One of the muffins looks at the other and says, "It's getting hot in here." The other muffin says, "AAAHHHH! A talking muffin!"
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Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions?

I do.
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Hedgehogs, eh? Why can't they just share the hedge?
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What do you get when you put a candle in a suit of armor?

 
A knight light.
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In democracy, it's your vote that counts.

In feudalism, it's your count that votes.
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