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post #16 of 69 (permalink) Old Jan 4th, 2019, 03:36 PM Thread Starter
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that's simple actually. If you're too slow the shark will make you it's dinner (soft tissue between the shark's teeth)

btw you can put the punchline to the jokes in [spoiler] tags.
OOOhhhhhhhhhhhh

Yeah, good idea.

 
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(if you speak Cantonese)

How can you get a nerd to strip? Tell him to divide by three.
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(if you speak Cantonese)

How can you get a nerd to strip? Tell him to divide by three.
Hahahahaha
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Re: Stupid Joke Of The Day 2019

What did the zombie girl say to the zombie boy?


 
Are you going to kiss me or rot?
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Re: Stupid Joke Of The Day 2019

a fly starts a conversation with a dog

-what kind of dog are you?
-a wolfdog
-what does this mean?
-that my father was a wolf and my mohter was a dog, what kind of a fly are you?
-a horse-fly
-cut the [email protected]@lshit
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Re: Stupid Joke Of The Day 2019

My friend died because we couldn't remember his blood type.

As he died, he kept saying ''be positive'', but it's hard without him.
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Re: Stupid Joke Of The Day 2019

What gets wetter and wetter as it dries?

 
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Knock knock...Who's there?...Broken Pencil...Broken Pencil who?...
 
Never mind, it's pointless.




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My math teacher called me average.

How mean!
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Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.
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Re: Stupid Joke Of The Day 2019

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?

 
Because she ran away from the ball
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What did the fireman name his two sons?

 
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Re: Stupid Joke Of The Day 2019

What message did the broken phone get after being dumped by his girlfriend?

 
"If you liked me you should have put a ring on it."
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a fly starts a conversation with a dog

-what kind of dog are you?
-a wolfdog
-what does this mean?
-that my father was a wolf and my mohter was a dog, what kind of a fly are you?
-a horse-fly
-cut the [email protected]@lshit
Can't stop laughing at this one, genius
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Re: Stupid Joke Of The Day 2019

A grasshopper walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "Hey! I serve a drink named after you."

The grasshopper says, "You've got a drink named Dave?"
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