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Rosalyn Small: The Ultimate Bagel Girl?

Has there ever been a bagel girl worse than her? https://www.itftennis.com/procircuit...erID=100229720

She has never won a match in her career in singles or doubles (0-53 in singles with 42 double bagels and 7 matches where she only won one game and 0-6 in doubles without ever winning more than 2 games in a match). She has never won a set in either singles or doubles. She also lost 6-0 6-1 to a 69 year old Gail Falkenberg in April 2016.
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Re: Rosalyn Small: The Ultimate Bagel Girl?

Is she like 6 inches tall?
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Re: Rosalyn Small: The Ultimate Bagel Girl?

Gail FALKENBERG is mostly getting double bageled too, but she has an excuse... she's in her early 70s and playing tennis just to stay active and healthy. Plus Gail actually fed a bagel to this girl
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Re: Rosalyn Small: The Ultimate Bagel Girl?

It's so sad that it's not even funny honestly. Ok, maybe it is still a bit.

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Re: Rosalyn Small: The Ultimate Bagel Girl?

First point will answer all your questions.

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Re: Rosalyn Small: The Ultimate Bagel Girl?

Yeah, but to be fair a nice cheeky little lob from our Roz in the second point.
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Re: Rosalyn Small: The Ultimate Bagel Girl?

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Wow, there's a ballkid for this joke of a match
Both her and her teammate seem like intermediate tennis players who've played only 40-50 hours of tennis in their entire lives. What are they doing on tour?
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Re: Rosalyn Small: The Ultimate Bagel Girl?

These girls are fascinating. Remember the old threads about them? Much more interesting than fanbase sniping. I wonder what keeps them playing.

Rosalyn really is the bagel girls' bagel girl. Lost to Charity Johns, who lost to Dewonder Davis.
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I wonder how the transition tour changes will affect the bagel girls.
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Re: Rosalyn Small: The Ultimate Bagel Girl?

She gives hope to those of us thinking about a career change. With minimal training, I too could be a bagel girl
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Disgrace to humanity.
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First point will answer all your questions.

I am dying with that first point
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Re: Rosalyn Small: The Ultimate Bagel Girl?

The real question is : How can she enter in 60 or 80k qualies... ?
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