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Fan Fiction: Lleyton and Kim conversations

I was a bit bored during my holidays, that only started and I actually made some locker room confrontations. Here you can read 'em if you dont always visit LLL Hope you like 'em!

*Kim and Lleyton walking hand-in-hand at a mall in Melbourne*

Lleyton: sweetie, don’t ya like that fur coat?

Kim: *rolleyes* it's a nice coat but..

Lleyton: it's expensive…

Kim: no honey, I don’t mean that

Lleyton: then try it on…

Kim: honey, don’t you realize some poor beast suffered so you could buy me that?

Lleyton: *shrugs* what's da problem with that?

Kim: you have to consider im the nicest person in the wta and I looove animals

Lleyton: like what kinds? I could get you that if you want, sweetie…

Kim: human beings like you, Lleyton *gazes dreamily*

*Lleyton pulled Kim closer and they started to kiss*

Kim: mm…Lleyton…

Lleyton: …what?

Kim: *pulls away* we already escaped from those bloody photographers at golf…i don't want em to take millions of photos now…

Lleyton: *scratches head* well I guess we could continue at my house…erm, I mean "our" house…

Kim: mm…see that jewelry shop over there

Lleyton: *fears* um, yea…

Kim: they've got really nice rings, hint hint

Lleyton: whatever you say, sweetie...

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*Kim runs towards the jewelry shop*

Kim: Come on…I can’t wait!

Lleyton: *chasing after Kim* oook, kimmmiiee...

Kim: *gets all excited* oh look at that (points to a small diamond ring) it’s so beautiful!

Lleyton: let me think…ok, marriage is a three ring circus…um, engagement ring, wedding ring and…

Kim: *looks confused* what are you talking about?

Lleyton: C’MON! It’s suffering after the wedding ring…uh-oh

Kim: oh lleyts, you know and you know…

Lleyton: ow Kim, I haven’t even been through the engagement and wedding and i’m now suffering from you know, your you-know” decease…

Kim: you know…

Lleyton: you know…

Kim: gotcha honey! *laughs shyly*

Lleyton: *hands down* ok sweetie, you win…which ring do you want?

Kim: see that special tiny one over there…

Lleyton: that one’s huge! God Kimmie…we’re not searching for tennis balls…

Kim: honey, it’s just a tiny unset diamond ring… it’s not even an engagement ring…it’s the media-guess-what-it-is ring…hehe, you get it?

Lleyton: *sarcastically* yeah of course, a smart guy like me…

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*Kim and Lleyton in jewelry shop*

Lleyton: honey, look carefully at that diamond…

Kim: oh sweetie what’s wrong with it?

Lleyton: it looks kinda…*rolleyes*

Kim: oh no!…it has a flaw in it…

Lleyton: hey you shouldn’t have noticed that…

Kim: um…why?

Lleyton: we’re in love and love is blind…*stares at Kim*

Kim: but I’m not stone blind sweetie…let’s choose another one then…

Lleyton: erm…*searching for words* actually…

Kim: you actually what?

Lleyton: well honey, you know those irritating photographers…

Kim: um yeah, especially those ones that take photos of us making out…what about them?

Lleyton: haven’t you notice they haven’t been around for quite a while?

Kim: um…not really, but why? *curiously*

Lleyton: listen, I know this is hard to explain but…

Kim: spill sweetie…*smiles*

Lleyton: I..um, actuallypaidthemsotheywouldn’tbotherus…

Kim: oh that’s probably the right thing to do Lleyts *shrugs*…but what’s that got to do with my diamond ring?

Lleyton: Iranoutofmoney…

Kim: *surprised* you what? You ran in your mummy?

Lleyton: no no Kimmie *feels sorry*…look, I can’t buy you that ring…

Kim: *hand on forehead* Lleyts, do you really love me?

Lleyton: you know I love you, dear *stares*

Kim: would you die for me?

Lleyton: I’m sorry, Kimmie…but no…australia needs my help...

Kim: what? Oh god *tears*…sweetie, I’m so disappointed…

Lleyton: look Kimmie *touches Kim’s cheeks*…mine’s an undying love, it never dies…

Kim: *looks up and smiles sweetly* I knew you’d answer that sweetie…

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Thanks Kim4eva! (Sorry I've forgotten your name)
I had read them in LLL!
I've been meaning to write one but haven't got round to it yet

We will miss you Kim!.


Best of Luck in 2007 to: Kim & Bryan, Lleyton, Alicia, Todd, Sam, Chris, Casey, Wayne, Kirsten & all the other Aussies & injured players.
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Thanks Kim4eva! (Sorry I've forgotten your name)
I had read them in LLL!
I've been meaning to write one but haven't got round to it yet
oh yeah i wanted to add some more too, but i cant think of anything to talk about
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good stuff
plz make some more....
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good writing
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post #7 of 1105 (permalink) Old Dec 19th, 2003, 05:16 PM
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post #8 of 1105 (permalink) Old Dec 19th, 2003, 07:03 PM
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It's true that they got some nice shops down there in Melbourne.

2000-2007: My "Kim years". My best years as a tennis fan. A few bitter losses but a lot of great matches and great wins. Thank you, Kim Clijsters!
26.03.2009: More Kim years to come!
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some more includes a tactic for Kim to use when playing a match

Lleyton: *smiles* of course my clever girl…

Kim: And I really don’t mind if you can’t buy me that ring, I love the ring I’m wearing now…

Lleyton: *surprised* even though it gives you blisters?

Kim: I don’t mind anything as long as you love me, honey…

Lleyton: *cheers up* so… does that mean I don’t have to buy you a diamond ring?

Kim: yes but it seriously will help me a lot in tennis …

Lleyton: …I thought it hurts when you play tennis, sweetie…

Kim: it hurts but it’s worth it…

Lleyton: *confused* how?

Kim: okay, *excited* first of all…I need a nice big diamond ring...

Lleyton: then what, honey? *raises eyebrows*

Kim: …I hold it up and light will reflex to whoever I’m playing against…and it sort of makes ‘em dizzy…*laughs*

Lleyton: hey that’s a smart tactic, honey…but I really don’t want you to use it when you play against me at hopman cup, you know…*rolleyes*

Kim: okay okay, I’ll give you extension on that, sweetie…*smiles shyly* I'm a nice nice girl, you know

Lleyton: *sighs* like what time, sweetie?

Kim: after hopman cup, okay?

Lleyton: *mumurs* i hope i can afford it by then...

Kim: what did you just say, honey?

Lleyton: nothing, sweetie pie
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thankyou keira!
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hahahaha
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hahahaha
All this talk about rings musta given Lleyton a hint

We will miss you Kim!.


Best of Luck in 2007 to: Kim & Bryan, Lleyton, Alicia, Todd, Sam, Chris, Casey, Wayne, Kirsten & all the other Aussies & injured players.
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post #13 of 1105 (permalink) Old Dec 28th, 2003, 05:02 AM
 
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Yes, and very quickly.

He read the posts,
recognised Kim most intimate desires,
decided it was time to stop living in "sin",
decided to buy the engage ring and earings,
planned the rigth place, time and mood,
and made Kim very happy. (and a lot of people all around the world).

I wish someone had that moment on video...
"kim,honey, I will be making of you a more "honest woman" ...
"Kim will you marry me, pleassse...?

I gess you should this consersations theads more often.
Perhaps sometimes the truth arises when you are joking or fantasying (lack the rigth word).

Anywaw, profhetic post, kim4eva.
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funny stuff!

Simona Halep Andrea Petkovic Lucie Safarova Serena Williams Angie Kerber Kiki Mladenovic

KIM CLIJSTERS & AMELIE MAURESMO
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straightforward, but very sweet. anyway I can't imagine LL saying long poems or smth like that
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