"When Kimmy Met Bryan - the Sequel!"
“When Kimmy Met Bryan”
Our Kimmy was out and about one fine day,
In the woods that go around the outside of Bree.
She had taken the dogs for some walkies and poo-ing,
So the people of Bree wouldn’t step in doggie doings!
She was strolling along , just one thought in her head:
“I need a new man to warm up my cold bed!
It’s been a long time and I’m fed up of waiting
At this rate I’ll have to resort to …….. internet dating!”
“At first there was Luc, but that didn’t last long
Such a pity, he looked really good in a thong.
He also looked good in my own underwear,
But that’s another story, I won’t take you there!”
Then all of a sudden, the sky went all dark
The doggies got nervous and started to bark.
Kimmy thought “whats going on here, is this an eclipse?
I’m getting all scared now, I’ve got trembling lips!”
And sure enough, poor Kimmy was so frightened in those woods
She was like a 21st century version of Little Red Riding Hood!
Then a voice it boomed out: “Kim, its me, Bryan Lynch
You’re a piece of hot totty, I want you in a clinch!”
Kim looked up to the sky and admired his fine head
Thinking “this is a man I could take to my bed”
But will he fit in it, he’s so very tall!
I fear my king size will be a tad small!
What the hell! I am rich, I’ll get a new bed made
A massive one where I can get Bryan laid…………………………
Out straight so he won't bang his head on the wall
Lleyton never did that, he was so bloody small!”
So, Kimmy, she said to love struck Mr Lynch
“Oh yes, you big brute, please take me in a clinch!
Tell you what, I will stand on the top of this log
For a comfortable, long, body trembling snog!”
Here endeth my story, and all of it’s true.
I’m not going further, cos my stories aint blue!
Patiently waiting to join the silver surfers
Last edited by fifiricci; Sep 22nd, 2005 at 09:12 PM.