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"When Kimmy Met Bryan - the Sequel!"

“When Kimmy Met Bryan”

Our Kimmy was out and about one fine day,

In the woods that go around the outside of Bree.

She had taken the dogs for some walkies and poo-ing,

So the people of Bree wouldn’t step in doggie doings!

She was strolling along , just one thought in her head:

“I need a new man to warm up my cold bed!

It’s been a long time and I’m fed up of waiting

At this rate I’ll have to resort to …….. internet dating!”

“At first there was Luc, but that didn’t last long

Such a pity, he looked really good in a thong.

He also looked good in my own underwear,

But that’s another story, I won’t take you there!”

Then all of a sudden, the sky went all dark

The doggies got nervous and started to bark.

Kimmy thought “whats going on here, is this an eclipse?

I’m getting all scared now, I’ve got trembling lips!”

And sure enough, poor Kimmy was so frightened in those woods

She was like a 21st century version of Little Red Riding Hood!

Then a voice it boomed out: “Kim, its me, Bryan Lynch

You’re a piece of hot totty, I want you in a clinch!”

Kim looked up to the sky and admired his fine head

Thinking “this is a man I could take to my bed”

But will he fit in it, he’s so very tall!

I fear my king size will be a tad small!

What the hell! I am rich, I’ll get a new bed made

A massive one where I can get Bryan laid…………………………

Out straight so he won't bang his head on the wall

Lleyton never did that, he was so bloody small!”

So, Kimmy, she said to love struck Mr Lynch

“Oh yes, you big brute, please take me in a clinch!

Tell you what, I will stand on the top of this log

For a comfortable, long, body trembling snog!”

Here endeth my story, and all of it’s true.

I’m not going further, cos my stories aint blue!

Patiently waiting to join the silver surfers

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Fi! Brilliant!

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Fi awesome as usual!

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Once again my neighbours will wonder why I am all of a sudden laughing out so loud!!!
Fi did it again. Too funny.

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That is bloody brilliant - and the entire scenario completely believable
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the best story i ever read!!!
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I didn't visit this forum for a few days.. and when i got back.. you always give me surprise fifi!
(tho I know you're full of surprises!)
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post #15 of 91 (permalink) Old Jul 31st, 2005, 05:36 PM
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I don't know if you guys/girls saw this, but on the 'official' KC forum was a 'journalist' saying they had an interview with Kim, where she talks about her new boyfriend (an American basketball player), and if you wanted to read the article you had to go to some kind of site (don't remember which one anymore ).

But as a side-note he/she noted that you could only read the article if you subscripted (it was only $ 25.00 a year). Now tell me, isn't that sad ...

And look, Fiona, gives us the story about how they met FOR FREE!!!!
You should start charging Fiona ... Maybe you can sell it to that 'magazine' ...
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