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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old Dec 17th, 2004, 09:21 AM Thread Starter
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What will be in Kim's christmas stocking?

Ok folks, let's get some Xmas spirit into this demoralised wasteland!!!

Here's a list of five things that I think Kim might like to find in her Xmas stocking and a list of five things that I think Kim definitely wouldn't like to find in her Xmas stocking this year:

5 things Kim might like to find in her stocking:



Bionic wrists and ankles

A couple of new sponsorship contracts

A positive mental attitude for the 2005 season

All the wildcards she needs for 2005

A lush new boyfriend (go for a Belgian this time Kimmie!)



5 things Kim might NOT like to find in her stocking:



“Home and Away” on DVD

Lleyton Blewitt Screwitt Hewitt

A season ticket for the Adelaide Crows

An invite to the Belgian Press Awards

A wrist brace



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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old Dec 17th, 2004, 09:38 AM
 
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Might like to find in her stocking:

1. A new bag!!! She's crazy about that, isn't she???
2. Her fans!
3. GS titles, except aussie open

Might not like to find in her stocking:

1. paparazzi
2. Lleyki convos
3. A new Ferrari
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5 things Kim might like to find in her stocking:

1. ElastiGirl superpowers (see: the movie, The Incredibles).

2. A sex god hard body like this hottie (see attachment below) to teach her a few new tricks

3. Voodoo set and strands of hair from Chezza, any Hewitts who were mean to Kimmy, and mean pseudo-journalists from De Morgen.

4. Gift certificate for a shopping spree in her favorite shopping cities: New York and London. How about Barney's New York, Bergdorf Goodman, and Harrod's.

5. The key to staying healthy and winning her first Grand Slam title.



5 things Kim might NOT like to find in her stocking:

1. A DVD of her Aus Open 2004 acceptance speech in which she tells everyone how proud she is to be marrying an Aussie (I have a feeling some cruel Aussie TV channels will replay that one in January).

2. A collage photo album of her favorite people to put by her bed: scary almost mother-in-law to be Chezza (close call Kim), Glynn, Jaslyn, Lleyton and Justine H.

3. Hot pants from Tatiana G. and a DVD of Dancing with the Stars starring Bec "B-list" what's-her-name.

4. Newspaper clippings of all Lleyton/Kim breakup reports from Oz saying she dumped poor innocent Lleyton over the phone for no reason whatsoever.

5. An application for Australian citizenship.
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old Dec 19th, 2004, 03:34 AM
 
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Might like to find in her stocking:
1. Perfect physical conditions for the new season
2. Cheerful attitude
3. A hot EUROPEAN boyfriend
4. Keys to win all the GS
5. Our support

Might not like to find in her stockings:
1. The love match dvd
2. A scrap book of Lleyton and her together
3. Single plane ticket to Adelaide
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