5 things Kim might like to find in her stocking:
1. ElastiGirl superpowers (see: the movie, The Incredibles).
2. A sex god hard body like this hottie (see attachment below) to teach her a few new tricks
3. Voodoo set and strands of hair from Chezza, any Hewitts who were mean to Kimmy, and mean pseudo-journalists from De Morgen.
4. Gift certificate for a shopping spree in her favorite shopping cities: New York and London. How about Barney's New York, Bergdorf Goodman, and Harrod's.
5. The key to staying healthy and winning her first Grand Slam title.
5 things Kim might NOT like to find in her stocking:
1. A DVD of her Aus Open 2004 acceptance speech in which she tells everyone how proud she is to be marrying an Aussie (I have a feeling some cruel Aussie TV channels will replay that one in January).
2. A collage photo album of her favorite people to put by her bed: scary almost mother-in-law to be Chezza (close call Kim), Glynn, Jaslyn, Lleyton and Justine H.
3. Hot pants from Tatiana G. and a DVD of Dancing with the Stars starring Bec "B-list" what's-her-name.
4. Newspaper clippings of all Lleyton/Kim breakup reports from Oz saying she dumped poor innocent Lleyton over the phone for no reason whatsoever.
5. An application for Australian citizenship.