Well if you are male then i stop here.....
If you are female then........erm........i take the piss alot and offend people who can't take my humour, as you found out
but really i'm erm..........well i am a good bloke but ppl have to find that out
I'm a with me (do anything for you) or against me (wouldn't piss on you if on fire) kinda chap
But in the middle ground i'll just be polite
Just don't take many things i say seriously, cos 99% of it isn't.
Although you 'should' be able to tell when i am being serious (many ppl on msn have cried many a tear) and i've had jobs in care.
on the sexual side.................i'll quit while i am ahead