I tried kidding with a pretty girl I met recently. Sent her this on FB. This after I talked with her and her friends for 3 days.
"Wanna tell you something. Most of the things I told you guys are lies. I don't like to expose myself to ppl I've just meet. In fact very few know my real personality. I'm a bit weird. It's hard to understand me. I'm good at hiding myself. Oh and I was in a relationship before btw. Just one but it was never a real one. I didn't know she liked another guy but I didn't mind that. It's not like I was in love with her or something. I just liked her a bit. I'm not a good person. I don't think I'm a really bad person too (according to my few friends at least). The lies I tell are just to avoid more questions and sometimes to avoid trouble I admit. Probably you are wondering now why the hell this guy is telling me all this? Good question but it's better to not think about that. I just felt like telling this to you. If you tell the others (your friends who I sat with the other day), I won't mind but that probably means that I can't sit with you guys anymore. I shouldn't have sat on that table with you guys in that day. It was a mistake. I did join you just because I was bored probably. Sorry."
I told her it was just a joke but after that post she was never the same with me. She even deleted her FB account. I wonder why. Might ask her later. I feel a bit bad now since maybe I was the reason for that. She has that "I don't trust you anymore" look but I don't care honestly. It's not like I was desperate to make her like me.