one-liners, please. (or maybe 2)
Hi guys! I got these from some places I can't recall exactly, I believe on talk shows and found them pretty outrageous. They kinda made my day!
1) Midgets smell things differently in a crowded elevator.
2) At least, student now knows the answer to 16 into 37. ( a trial involving a 37 year old female teacher, accused of sleeping with a 16 year lod student).
Any more will be greatly appreciated. Thanx!