View Poll Results: Will Jelena Jankovic Win FO 2013?
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Yes
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No
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Yes the "French Open" Bogota
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No, not even Bogota
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She's Back!!!
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Feb 23rd, 2013, 08:36 PM
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Re: Can Jelena Jankovic Win The French Open 2013?
And people say Sharapova fans are delusional 
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Feb 23rd, 2013, 08:49 PM
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#32
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Marvelous
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Re: Can Jelena Jankovic Win The French Open 2013?
She gets to a MM final and suddenly becomes a GS contender...
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Feb 23rd, 2013, 08:54 PM
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#33
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Re: Can Jelena Jankovic Win The French Open 2013?
Of course she can, she's the second favourite imo, only behind Aquaman who can turn the clay into mud and drown his opponents
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Feb 23rd, 2013, 08:58 PM
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Yes Lord.
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Originally Posted by tildeloltilde
For sure: She will be ranked #25 (just because)
She gets some random Russian Qualifier chick in R1 who isn't a clay specialist. Win 63 63.
She then goes on to face Edina Gallovits Hall. Which we know is a 62 64.
Then she goes into R3 having to face Arantxa Rus (who took out Goerges ranked #17 for a second time in RG) Win. 75 61
4th round much more difficult. She gets Kerber (who is still struggling with back issues). Win 26 64 62.
QF will also be tough. She gets Sharapova who moos her way on the clay to a loss to Jeca. Win 36 63 75.
SF against Serena will be the biggest challenge. Oh? What's this? JELENA TAKES ADVANTAGE AND BRINGS OUT HER ROME 2011 GOAT FORM TO WIN IN STRAIGHTS. 76 76.
In the Finals she faces an in form Azarenka who has found form on clay. After a tough tight first set tiebreaker win 76(5), she does the usual WTA flop and loses set #2 61. After coming back from 2-4 15-40 down, Jelena regains her place at the top of the WTA with a 76 16 64 win and gets her first Slam.
She retires at the end of the year (after also winning another title, this time it being MM Osaka) and enjoys life in her new mansion in Carlsbad, California. Then we get married and I will polish her RG trophy every day until the end of time as we know it.
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LOL, how cute.
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I know right?! 
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Feb 23rd, 2013, 09:00 PM
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#35
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Re: Can Jelena Jankovic Win The French Open 2013?
You know what, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that JJ does have a good chance of winning the French Open this year. The field is wide open now that Esther Vergeer retired.
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Feb 23rd, 2013, 09:04 PM
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Everybody's a star!!!
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Re: Can Jelena Jankovic Win The French Open 2013?
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Originally Posted by tildeloltilde
For sure: She will be ranked #25 (just because)
She gets some random Russian Qualifier chick in R1 who isn't a clay specialist. Win 63 63.
She then goes on to face Edina Gallovits Hall. Which we know is a 62 64.
Then she goes into R3 having to face Arantxa Rus (who took out Goerges ranked #17 for a second time in RG) Win. 75 61
4th round much more difficult. She gets Kerber (who is still struggling with back issues). Win 26 64 62.
QF will also be tough. She gets Sharapova who moos her way on the clay to a loss to Jeca. Win 36 63 75.
SF against Serena will be the biggest challenge. Oh? What's this? JELENA TAKES ADVANTAGE AND BRINGS OUT HER ROME 2011 GOAT FORM TO WIN IN STRAIGHTS. 76 76.
In the Finals she faces an in form Azarenka who has found form on clay. After a tough tight first set tiebreaker win 76(5), she does the usual WTA flop and loses set #2 61. After coming back from 2-4 15-40 down, Jelena regains her place at the top of the WTA with a 76 16 64 win and gets her first Slam.
She retires at the end of the year (after also winning another title, this time it being MM Osaka) and enjoys life in her new mansion in Carlsbad, California. Then we get married and I will polish her RG trophy every day until the end of time as we know it.
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Admit it. After a few months of her pushing you around telling you to get this and get that all the time you will get fed up steal the RG trophy, sell it for a 1000 bucks, change your name and move to Brazil. 
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Feb 23rd, 2013, 09:04 PM
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My home girl JJ, and my new friend Donna Vekic
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Re: Can Jelena Jankovic Win The French Open 2013?
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Originally Posted by Womp Up The Jamz
The funniest part is Azarenka being in the final.
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Feb 23rd, 2013, 09:05 PM
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#38
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My home girl JJ, and my new friend Donna Vekic
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Re: Can Jelena Jankovic Win The French Open 2013?
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Originally Posted by OhNaNa
The #25 seed can't meet the #17 seed in the 3rd round, so this is so not gonna happen now. Way to ruin it Lob  |
YOU RUINED THIS BY POINTING THIS OUT AND BEETEEDUBZ IT CAN AND WILL HAPPEN LET ME HAVE MY MOMENT JELENAAAAAAAAAA 
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Feb 23rd, 2013, 09:08 PM
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Re: Can Jelena Jankovic Win The French Open 2013?
I was waiting two days for this thread to be created. JJ fans are so fucking hilarious 
And I'm amazed how many people think this is serious. They wouldn't see a joke if it came and punched them in the face while dancing around them like Redfoo
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Feb 23rd, 2013, 09:08 PM
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My home girl JJ, and my new friend Donna Vekic
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Re: Can Jelena Jankovic Win The French Open 2013?
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Originally Posted by Tennisation
You know what, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that JJ does have a good chance of winning the French Open this year. The field is wide open now that Esther Vergeer retired.
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 can't tell if this is some kind of "oops I didn't know I did that" thing, or what...
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Feb 23rd, 2013, 09:10 PM
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Re: Can Jelena Jankovic Win The French Open 2013?
Yes, duh!
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Feb 23rd, 2013, 09:10 PM
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Re: Can Jelena Jankovic Win The French Open 2013?
she barely defeated Cohen on clay I can't 
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Feb 23rd, 2013, 09:12 PM
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#43
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Re: Can Jelena Jankovic Win The French Open 2013?
She will go out first round after this thread.
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Feb 23rd, 2013, 09:13 PM
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Florianopolis GOAT
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Re: Can Jelena Jankovic Win The French Open 2013?
Praying for those who took this thread seriously
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Feb 23rd, 2013, 09:32 PM
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Re: Can Jelena Jankovic Win The French Open 2013?
JJ? NO!!!! May be Kuzzy  |
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