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Old May 27th, 2013, 10:36 PM   #4741
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Yes the blood was also all on the seat and dripping onto the floor, and there was a bit on the wall too (how the fuck it got there I don't even know).

A colleague discovered it and like screamed my name (this was when it was really busy at fitting rooms and there was loads of people queuing). I went down to the cubicle, and she was just speechless and horrified. I looked in and at first saw some underwear crumpled up on the floor... then I leaned in and saw it. We both just screamed together for a couple of minutes. There were no words. She was trying to tell another co-worker and just couldn't get the words out. It was her last shift after five years as well, she'll certainly remember it.

I went to get a manager (we are not paid anywhere near enough to deal with that shit), and at the point when I realised I had a choice between three, I plumped for the bitchy manager nobody liked Colleagues were congratulating me all day for handling it so that she had to clean up period blood This was made even better by the fact that when I told her there was a 'situation' at fitting rooms, her immediate response was 'oh fgs AnnieIWillKnow, what is it now?' - like I was making a fuss over nothing. Her reaction when she saw it will live long in my memory...

Our theory is that this disgusting woman must have leaked, and snuck in some underwear to change into - but then why the fuck would she leave her soiled underwear there, and sit down and spread herself everywhere? It defies all logic. That cubicle is forever cursed.
OMFG that's unbelievable you should post this on Reddit if you already haven't
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Old May 27th, 2013, 11:22 PM   #4742
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OMFG that's unbelievable you should post this on Reddit if you already haven't
I was actually thinking of posting it on /r/TalesFromRetail! But couldn't quite bring myself to type it up again
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Old May 27th, 2013, 11:45 PM   #4743
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Omg 5 and 6: http://www.changeovertennis.com/10-t...pen-this-year/
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Old May 28th, 2013, 02:48 AM   #4744
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Venus if you want people to take your line seriously, change the hideous logo
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reddit is so nasty.
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Old May 29th, 2013, 07:27 PM   #4746
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I was just thinking...what if in 10 years time we're all left stanning for completely different players?
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Old May 29th, 2013, 07:29 PM   #4747
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I don't think tennis will be the same for me after Maria
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Well I think if enough of us are still invested in tennis this thread will surely stay alive. Plus I'm sure Maria will still be doing lots after tennis to talk about.
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Just about to watch the Evil Dead.
Gore always annoys me, not sure if I'll get through it as I'm pretty hungover atm.

And Good Luck Matthew, hopefully you find an internet cafe that's close to you.
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Evid Dead.....noooo
it's so gory/hilarious at the same time
the hype ruined it for me, it didn't even close to reach my expectations tbh

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Yes the blood was also all on the seat and dripping onto the floor, and there was a bit on the wall too (how the fuck it got there I don't even know).

A colleague discovered it and like screamed my name (this was when it was really busy at fitting rooms and there was loads of people queuing). I went down to the cubicle, and she was just speechless and horrified. I looked in and at first saw some underwear crumpled up on the floor... then I leaned in and saw it. We both just screamed together for a couple of minutes. There were no words. She was trying to tell another co-worker and just couldn't get the words out. It was her last shift after five years as well, she'll certainly remember it.

I went to get a manager (we are not paid anywhere near enough to deal with that shit), and at the point when I realised I had a choice between three, I plumped for the bitchy manager nobody liked Colleagues were congratulating me all day for handling it so that she had to clean up period blood This was made even better by the fact that when I told her there was a 'situation' at fitting rooms, her immediate response was 'oh fgs AnnieIWillKnow, what is it now?' - like I was making a fuss over nothing. Her reaction when she saw it will live long in my memory...

Our theory is that this disgusting woman must have leaked, and snuck in some underwear to change into - but then why the fuck would she leave her soiled underwear there, and sit down and spread herself everywhere? It defies all logic. That cubicle is forever cursed.
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I don't think tennis will be the same for me after Maria
ikr i don't have time to search and sit through laggy streams for anyone. i barely have the patience to do it for maria let alone anyone else
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Old May 29th, 2013, 07:59 PM   #4750
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I was just thinking...what if in 10 years time we're all left stanning for completely different players?
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I don't think tennis will be the same for me after Maria
I'm done with tennis once Maria retires Time to get a life.
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Old May 29th, 2013, 08:02 PM   #4751
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Yeah I mean I think after Maria retires I'll still watch tennis and especially the GS and other big tournaments on TV but I don't think I'd search streams or wake up in the middle of the night for anybody else.On the bright side I guess that would be a more healthy approach to tennis
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I don't think any of us could be done with it for good though, maybe for a few years, but sometime we're gonna sit down at some Slam and start stanning for some Bitch all over again.

IDK you can't really pick who you stan for but I agree that it mightn't be as obsessive as it is with Maria.
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Old May 29th, 2013, 08:05 PM   #4753
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I don't think any of us could be done with it for good though, maybe for a few years, but sometime we're gonna sit down at some Slam and start stanning for some Bitch all over again.
I don't know, I personally doubt it. I mean, it very well could happen, but I've been following tennis for a long time and no player has affected me the way Maria has.
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^ omg same
Seeing as I've officially finished uni and looking to work full time in the industry, I hardly think I'll have enough time even now to watch as much tennis as I previously did. I mean, I used to stan so hard when I was in my teens and literally watch international tour events for fun!
Maria is the only player I've woken in the middle of the night for, set my alarm whenever she plays, and have tried to watch every match of hers.

I totally think I'm going to morph into one of those annoying casual tennis fans that only watches slam matches and knows a handful of players
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^ omg same
Seeing as I've officially finished uni and looking to work full time in the industry, I hardly think I'll have enough time even now to watch as much tennis as I previously did. I mean, I used to stan so hard when I was in my teens and literally watch international tour events for fun!
Maria is the only player I've woken in the middle of the night for, set my alarm whenever she plays, and have tried to watch every match of hers.

I totally think I'm going to morph into one of those annoying casual tennis fans that only watches slam matches and knows a handful of players
congrats!!!!

at my peak i followed the itf closely now i just watch matches here and there whenever i remember. it's just become so boring and such a chore for me. watching beatdowns are so boring, even when it's maria. i live for upsets and not enough is happening lately.
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